A/N: Look at the evil iron man thing I found. So cool.
Jesy: Hey Leigh? I wanna spice things up in the bedroom.
Leigh: I got you.
Later that night
Jesy: What's this all over the bed?
Leigh:*seductively* Paprika.
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Jade: Tell me something interesting about you.
Perrie: I wear crocs during sex.
Jade: Are you doing anything tonight?
Perrie: Hopefully wearing my crocs.
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Perrie: Guess what.
Jesy: What?
Perrie: No you have to guess.
Jesy: Uh 7.
Perrie: No. Jade and Leigh are in the hospital.
Jesy: Why would you make me guess that? What happened?
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Perrie: Your such a jerk!
Jade: You're*
Perrie: OMG your so annoying!
Leigh: You're*
Perrie: Stop doing that, your making me mad!
Jesy: You're*
Perrie: Fine! I'm fine slap all of you in you're faces.
All Three: Your*
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Doctor: I'm sorry girls but there's nothing else we can do......we have to pull the plug on Simon Cowell's life support.
Jade: Oh my god. Can I do it?
Doctor: Come again?
Jade: Can I pull the plug on his life support?
Perrie: I wanna do it.
Leigh: No me!
Jesy: No me!
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Jesy: Welcome to dating advice with Jesy. Zayn, what's your question.
Zayn: How do you tell if a girl likes you?
Jesy: She doesn't! Next.
Jed: I always get the vibe that Jade hates me or something.
Jesy: She does! Next.
Jake: I-
Jesy: Whatever the question is you suck and no woman would ever want you.
Jordan: Sometimes I feel like girls are afraid of me.
Jesy: I'll let Leigh take this one.
Leigh: Fuck you and what you think you ugly neglectful fuck.
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The girls: *in a serious meeting*
Jade: *thinking* I wonder if I have any biscuits left at home.
Leigh: *thinking* Did I feed the dogs?
Perrie: *thinking* I can't wait to have my before midsnack snack.
Jesy: *thinking* I wonder if I jump out the window would I die?
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
