Scenarios #17

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A/N: Look at the evil iron man thing I found. So cool.

Jesy: Hey Leigh? I wanna spice things up in the bedroom.

Leigh: I got you.

Later that night

Jesy: What's this all over the bed?

Leigh:*seductively* Paprika.
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Jade: Tell me something interesting about you.

Perrie: I wear crocs during sex.

Jade: Are you doing anything tonight?

Perrie: Hopefully wearing my crocs.
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Perrie: Guess what.

Jesy: What?

Perrie: No you have to guess.

Jesy: Uh 7.

Perrie: No. Jade and Leigh are in the hospital.

Jesy: Why would you make me guess that? What happened?
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Perrie: Your such a jerk!

Jade: You're*

Perrie: OMG your so annoying!

Leigh: You're*

Perrie: Stop doing that, your making me mad!

Jesy: You're*

Perrie: Fine! I'm fine slap all of you in you're faces.

All Three: Your*
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Doctor: I'm sorry girls but there's nothing else we can do......we have to pull the plug on Simon Cowell's life support.

Jade: Oh my god. Can I do it?

Doctor: Come again?

Jade: Can I pull the plug on his life support?

Perrie: I wanna do it.

Leigh: No me!

Jesy: No me!
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Jesy: Welcome to dating advice with Jesy. Zayn, what's your question.

Zayn: How do you tell if a girl likes you?

Jesy: She doesn't! Next.

Jed: I always get the vibe that Jade hates me or something.

Jesy: She does! Next.

Jake: I-

Jesy: Whatever the question is you suck and no woman would ever want you.

Jordan: Sometimes I feel like girls are afraid of me.

Jesy: I'll let Leigh take this one.

Leigh: Fuck you and what you think you ugly neglectful fuck.
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The girls: *in a serious meeting*

Jade: *thinking* I wonder if I have any biscuits left at home.

Leigh: *thinking* Did I feed the dogs?

Perrie: *thinking* I can't wait to have my before midsnack snack.

Jesy: *thinking* I wonder if I jump out the window would I die?

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⏰ Last updated: May 05, 2021 ⏰

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