A/N: This first part is a joke but it's like truth and that one tiktok trend where a group of friends say their traumas and the others clap and say Yay.
Jesy: My dad committed crimes and I never got to know him so I grew up with daddy issues.
The girls: *clapping* Yay!
Jade: I was anorexic and almost died from it.
The girls: *clapping* Yay!
Perrie: My ex broke up with me over the phone from halfway across the world and made me have a mental breakdown in an airport.
The girls: *clapping* Yay!
Leigh: I'm the token colored member and get hated on for petty things.
The girls: *clapping* Yay!
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Interviewer: There are seven chairs and ten kids, what would you do?
Leigh: Not have kids in the first place.
Jesy: Kill the weakest three.
Perrie: Everyone stands.
Jade: Just get three more chairs.
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Zayn: I miss you.
Perrie: How do you know?
Zayn: I get a boner when I think about you.
Perrie: That's funny, my middle finger gets a boner when I think about you.
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(House phone rings)
Jesy: Jesy speaking, state your business.
Jade: This is the little mix household, Cute one speaking.
Leigh: You've reached Leigh-Anne, don't know why you called but what do you want?
Perrie: Hi I'm Perrie!
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Game night in the LM household
Jade: I HATE YOU!
Leigh: OH? WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL ON MY MONOPOLY!
Jesy: Jade, give Leigh your $200, you landed on her property.
Jade: No! She's in jail. I'm not gonna give money to a criminal!
Jesy: That's not how you—PLAY!!!!
Perrie: Jesy? Why is Leigh-Leigh screaming?
Jesy: Shut the fuck up Perrie! You're one to talk after stealing my last railroad.
Jade: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!!
Leigh: Me too! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS!?
Perrie: *randomly starts screaming to be included*
Claude: I think it's time to put this away. *slowly slides monopoly board off the table.
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Leigh: *sighs*
Jordan: Are you jealous?
Leigh: Of all the people that don't know you. *flips hair and walks away*
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
