The girls at a meetingS*mon: I'm very upset with you all's behavior for the past week. Why can't you be more like Leigh, she's so polite?
Leigh: *sitting there smiling*
Leigh: *internally* Fucking die. You deserve to get hit by a car you ugly old bitch. Go fall down another flight of stairs. I'll release Kyro on you if you ever speak my name again
Leigh: I'm such a nice person.
~~~~~~~Perrie: *gets hit by a model*
Perrie: *crying*
Leigh: *getting ready to fight the model* Hold my hoops.
Jade: *sipping her drink* Go get her tiger.
Jesy: *drags Leigh away* We aren't getting a lawsuit.
~~~~~~~Jesy: *asleep*
Perrie: *whispers* Ok, so how do you work a stove?
Jade: *whispers* I've seen Jesy turn these things then fire happens. I think she's using magic.
Leigh: *whispers* Where's the food? We can't cook air.
Jesy: If you were hungry you could've just woke me up. I had pre-made food in the fridge.
~~~~~~~Jade: *walks in without a shirt* I can't find my top.
Leigh: *looks up from magazine* I'm right in front of you babe.
Perrie: *walks out of bathroom* Right here love.
Jesy: I'm in the kitchen!
Jade: I hate you all.
~~~~~~~Therapist: I see that you struggle with depression from what your friends have told me.
Leigh: No, I don't struggle with it.
Therapist: Oh really? I wonder what your friends meant then.
Leigh: I don't struggle, I've been quite happy with my depression, we've become good friends.
~~~~~~~Jesy: I understand that you want to go.
Perrie: So you'll let me go?
Jesy: Oh definitely not, you're too easily influenced and we have a busy morning I was just telling you that I understand.
~~~~~~Tulisa: Your girls are such angels.
The girls: *asleep*
Jesy: So was Lucifer.
~~~~~~~Jade: I'm sick.
Thermometer: She's sick.
Doctor: She's sick.
Jesy: Is she though?
A/N: Its short but I needed an update and couldn't think of anything
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.