Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios

Scenarios #15

A/N: New book cover up top? Maybe :)))))

Andre: Yeah sometimes Leigh wakes up crying in the middle of the night but now it's part of our routine.

Random: Do you ever ask why she's crying?

Andre: I did once and I didn't get to sleep the rest of that night.
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Simon: *saying homophobic things* All gay people are going to hell.

The girls: *starts walking away*

Simon: Where are you all going?

Perrie: To hell apparently.
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Jesy: Wait be quiet.

Jade: Why what's wrong?

Jesy: Nothing, I just wanted you to be quiet.
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Jade: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.

Leigh: Yeah break their bones, there's 206 of them and they're fixable.
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Perrie: Jesy quick, what's the fastest way to a mans heart?

Jesy: Through the fourth and fifth ribs!
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Jesy: Perrie, I kept hearing "Baby,baby, baby OH" from your room...are you listening to Justin Bieber?

Perrie: No Jesy...I'm watching porn.

Jesy: OH THANK GOODNESS!
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Leigh: Some people just need.

Jesy: What?

Leigh: A high-five.

Jesy: Aww Leigh.

Leigh: In the face.

Jesy: Wait what?

Leigh: With a chair.

Jesy: Hell Yeah!
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Jade: *Points to a piece of paper with the word rapist on it* You know what's worse than a rapist?

Jade: *rips off paper to reveal child rapist*

Perrie: A child!
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Zayn: Long time no text.

2 weeks later

Perrie: Let's keep it that way.
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Jade: Can I come over?

Leigh: Of course.

Jade: Good because I'm in your driveway.
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Perrie: Call me in 5 and say I gotta come get you.

Jesy: Level 1 or Level 10 emergency?

Perrie: Level 10, he has a dirty mustache🤢

Jesy: Oh god, I'll call in 5. I'll cry a little too.
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Leigh: Jes!

Jesy: What?

Leigh: I saw this question and it was like, "Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million"

Jesy: Shit, we both got two legs and when they get better we buy a big ass mansion.

Leigh: This is why I fuckin love you.
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Jordan: I have a song for you.

Leigh: ?

Jordan: "Want U Back" by Cher Loyd <3

Leigh: I have a song for you too.

Jordan: Really? What is it?

Leigh: "F.U" by Little Mix.
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Jade: You would never believe what happened to me today.

Perrie: Today the funniest thing happened. But what happened?

Jade: I got hit on the head by the neighbor above me's flower pot. What's the funny thing you said happened?

Perrie:....I was gonna say I accidentally dropped my moms flower pot off our balcony and hit someone in the head.
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Perrie: Hey

Jesy: Hey.

Perrie: How's your nite?

Jesy: My what?

Perrie: Oh sorry, Night*

Jesy: Good night.

Perrie:.....That was a smart move.