A/N: New book cover up top? Maybe :)))))
Andre: Yeah sometimes Leigh wakes up crying in the middle of the night but now it's part of our routine.
Random: Do you ever ask why she's crying?
Andre: I did once and I didn't get to sleep the rest of that night.
~~~~~~~~Simon: *saying homophobic things* All gay people are going to hell.
The girls: *starts walking away*
Simon: Where are you all going?
Perrie: To hell apparently.
~~~~~~~~Jesy: Wait be quiet.
Jade: Why what's wrong?
Jesy: Nothing, I just wanted you to be quiet.
~~~~~~~~Jade: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.
Leigh: Yeah break their bones, there's 206 of them and they're fixable.
~~~~~~~~Perrie: Jesy quick, what's the fastest way to a mans heart?
Jesy: Through the fourth and fifth ribs!
~~~~~~~~Jesy: Perrie, I kept hearing "Baby,baby, baby OH" from your room...are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Perrie: No Jesy...I'm watching porn.
Jesy: OH THANK GOODNESS!
~~~~~~~~Leigh: Some people just need.
Jesy: What?
Leigh: A high-five.
Jesy: Aww Leigh.
Leigh: In the face.
Jesy: Wait what?
Leigh: With a chair.
Jesy: Hell Yeah!
~~~~~~~~Jade: *Points to a piece of paper with the word rapist on it* You know what's worse than a rapist?
Jade: *rips off paper to reveal child rapist*
Perrie: A child!
~~~~~~~~Zayn: Long time no text.
2 weeks later
Perrie: Let's keep it that way.
~~~~~~~~Jade: Can I come over?
Leigh: Of course.
Jade: Good because I'm in your driveway.
~~~~~~~~Perrie: Call me in 5 and say I gotta come get you.
Jesy: Level 1 or Level 10 emergency?
Perrie: Level 10, he has a dirty mustache🤢
Jesy: Oh god, I'll call in 5. I'll cry a little too.
~~~~~~~~Leigh: Jes!
Jesy: What?
Leigh: I saw this question and it was like, "Would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million"
Jesy: Shit, we both got two legs and when they get better we buy a big ass mansion.
Leigh: This is why I fuckin love you.
~~~~~~~~Jordan: I have a song for you.
Leigh: ?
Jordan: "Want U Back" by Cher Loyd <3
Leigh: I have a song for you too.
Jordan: Really? What is it?
Leigh: "F.U" by Little Mix.
~~~~~~~~Jade: You would never believe what happened to me today.
Perrie: Today the funniest thing happened. But what happened?
Jade: I got hit on the head by the neighbor above me's flower pot. What's the funny thing you said happened?
Perrie:....I was gonna say I accidentally dropped my moms flower pot off our balcony and hit someone in the head.
~~~~~~~~Perrie: Hey
Jesy: Hey.
Perrie: How's your nite?
Jesy: My what?
Perrie: Oh sorry, Night*
Jesy: Good night.
Perrie:.....That was a smart move.

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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.