Jesy: Ok hear me out guys.
Jade: Go ahead.
Jesy: So we all agree that the quiet ones are the freakiest right?
Leigh: Just look at Jade.
Perrie: For sure.
Jade: I didn't need to be brought up but I also agree.
Jesy: So we all have to admit that Helen Keller was the absolute throat goat.
Leigh: Oh my fucking god.
Perrie: Sweet baby Jesus
Jade: I'm gonna go read the Bible to cleanse my mind of that image.
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Perrie: How are we supposed to wake Leigh up and get her out the door? That's like bringing a zombie from the dead and expecting it to live normally.
Jesy: I got this.
Jesy: LEIGH RIHANNA IS OUTSIDE RIGHT BOW GIVING FREE HUGS TO EVERYONE WHOS NAME STARTS WITH L
Leigh: *Flies out of bed and out the door*
Perrie: Did her feet touch the ground at all?
Jade: *Looks up from her book* Yeah when she went out the door, her pinky toe nail touch the floor ever so slightly.
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Perrie: Dude, so yesterday I went to a restaurant with my mom and I really had to pass gas.
Leigh: And?
Perrie: And the music was really loud so I did it.
Leigh: Ok what's the problem with that?
Perrie:Everyone was staring at me and I remembered that I was listening to music on my phone.
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Jade: On the seventh day of Christmas my teacher gave to me...
Leigh: 7 things of homework
Jesy: 6 mental breakdowns
Perrie: 5 thoughts of drop out
Jade: 4 hours of crying
Leigh: 3 all nighters
Jesy: 2 days of stress
Perrie: And a whole month of anxiety.
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S*mon: *points a ruler at Perrie* There's an idiot at the end of this ruler.
Jesy: *about to go full momma bear mode*
Leighade: *struggling to hold her back*
Perrie: Which end dipshit?
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Perrie: That moment when you realize
Perrie: That you can send a text to yourself
Perrie: And delete the extra text messages
Perrie: And change your name
Perrie: And have fake conversations with yourself
Perrie: Because you have no friends and don't want to feel lonely
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The girls as baby mix
Perrie: *hits Jade in the head with the squeaky hammer toy*
Jade: *crying in pain*
Leigh: *laughing at Jade's pain*
Jesy: Idiots.
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Leigh: *staring into space*
Jade: What are you thinking about Leigh?
Leigh: If I were a serial killer, I'd record my victims screams of pain as I torture them then put it in a build a bear and make sure that when the button is pushed it stays stuck down so that their family is forced to hear the victims screams until the voice box wears down so it's like their listening to their loved one die all over again.
Jade: *calls the police*
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
