Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios

Scenarios #7

Perrie: *walks in without a shirt or bra on* Guys, I can't find my bra!

Jade: *drops tea and rushes into room* Bra what's that?

Leigh: *chokes on nacho* You don't need one.

Jesy: *walks into room like a boss* Your boobs are good like that.
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Jesy trying pick up lines on the girls pt5- Leigh

Jesy: * with a smirk* Hey, Leigh?

Leigh: *looks up from nachos* Hmm?

Jesy: *hands a piece of paper* Why don't you take a look at my to-do list?

Leigh: *confused* This is just a piece of paper with my name on it?

Jesy: *grins* I should get started shouldn't I?

Leigh: *flips chair in gay panic*
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Perrie: I don't know what my sexuality is.

Jade: *walks in without a shirt* Hey Pez

Perrie: I'm Jade-sexual.
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The girls: *sitting on Jesy's couch*

Jesy: What are you guys doing here?

Leigh: Well.....*flashbacks to them burning Jesy's car accidentally*

Jade: We just missed you is all.
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Jade: I don't think Leigh would like me back.

Perrie: Are you insane? Leigh would literally walk through fire for you

Jade: The girl is depressed, she'd walk through fire for fun.

Leigh: *gets an idea* On a completely unrelated note, do you guys know where the gasoline is?
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Jesy: When I get married, I want it to be like the lady's from Wreck-It-Ralph.

Leigh: But her husband gets eaten by a CyBug.

Jesy: Exactly.

Jade: Oh my.
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Little Mix as Waitress Pt.4 I think?- The customer gives them a tip.

Jade: As flattered as I am I can't accept this. Knowing that I did satisfactory enough to make you want to tip me is the only tip I need.

Perrie: Oh it's money. I can't really eat this but I guess I'll add it to the big jar in my room. *walks away confused*

Leigh: Oh wow, a tip. Are you sure you aren't trying to give this to Jade? Most customers say that I'm too emotionally numb to be a good server.

Jesy: Only 10%? I deserve 15 but whatever. I guess you guys were pretty cool customers. *shrugs and walks away*
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The girls in kindergarten Pt.3- At recess

Jade: *swinging on the swings* I don't feel too good.

Perrie: *on the slides* I wonder if I put water on this if I could go faster.

Jesy: *pushing people off the monkey bars* This is my kingdom and I shall call it Jeslandia!

Leigh: *sitting in the sandbox trying to dig a hole deep enough for her whole body* The sooner I finish the sooner I don't have to deal with this.
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Interviewer: Name something that is hard.

Jesy: A penis.

Jade: Jesy's abs.

Perrie: Jade's bed.

Leigh: Being happy.

Interviewer: *looks at Leigh* Are you ok?

Jade: No she isn't.
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The girls in a horror movie

Jade: Don't kill me please! There's so much tea left in the world for me to drink.

Perrie: Can I finish this sandwich first?

Jesy: *takes killers weapon* Get on your knees and worship me bitch.

Leigh: Did you expect me to beg for life? You think I care that much about living on this shitty planet?

The killer: This bitch is insane.

Leigh: I'm not insane, just depressed. *shrugs and walks away sipping margarita*