After Jesy dies
CPS Worker 1: What are we gonna do with her kids? Nobody wants them.
CPS Worker 2: I guess we'll take them in.
Autopsy Doctor: I've found a note in her pocket. It reads, "Listen, my girls know what to do if this happens. Don't do anything."
Jade: We have business to take care of. We'll be back.
30 minutes later
Perrie: *covered in blood holding a shotgun* Mother would be proud.
Leigh: *cleaning her machete* I know. Our training has definitely paid off.
Jade: *twirling nunchucks* We've got one more run to make.
CPS Worker: *Hits silent alarm*
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Perrie: *huffs angrily*
Jesy: What's wrong with her?
Jade: Leigh got her bellybutton re-pierced.
Jesy: So why is she angry?
Perrie: Because she has no right being that sexy!
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After meeting for the first time
Jerrie: *has a two second conversation*
Leigh: They're in love.
Jesy: They're soulmates.
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After Jesy eats Leigh's nachos
Leigh: I oughta punch you in the face, softly, with my own face.
Jesy: *smiles*
Leigh: *breathlessly* You're so beautiful.
Jade: Whipped!
Leigh: *throws her shoe at Jade*
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Jade: I've got a question for you girls.
Jesy: *closes book* Yes Jade?
Leigh: *looks away from tv* What is it gremlin?
Perrie: *crawls from under the couch* What's the matter Jade?
Jade: I wanted to know where Perrie was but I found her. Oh by the way, found you. *runs away*
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Leigh as a doctor
Leigh: Bring in my next patient please.
Jesy: *walks in*
Leigh: What's the matter? What hurts?
Jesy: *clutches chest* my heart.
Leigh: Oh no do you think you're gonna have a heart attack?
Jesy: I don't know.
Leigh: Wait a minute. *checks charts* Jesy! Your sadness is not a medical crisis. Go see a flipping therapist!
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After Jade gets hit by a car
Perrie: Nooo. This isn't fair!
Leigh: There's nobody like you!
Jesy: First of all, song lyrics aren't the most appropriate thing right now, and second, she's not dead. She broke her arm and will be perfectly fine.
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At Lesy's wedding
Jade: Time for cake!
Jesy: *whispers in Leigh's ear* If you put that cake on my face, I will divorce you.
Leigh: *gulps nervously* of course my love. I wouldn't dream of doing so.
Perrie: I remember once when we were delirious, Leigh and I had stole a shopping cart from target and rode it through the streets like a skateboard.
Jade: And I remember when Jesy and I were talking about what we want in our future and she said, "someone who can deal my my multiple personalities"
Lesy: *silently planning Jerrie's murder*
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
