Jesy trying pick up lines on the girls Pt.7- Jade
Jesy: Hey, Jade?
Jade: Yes?
Jesy: You know who beetle juice is right?
Jade: Of course. Who doesn't?
Jesy: Well you know how to summon him right?
Jade: Yeah you call his name three times. What's with these weird questions?
Jesy: *with a smirk* Well if you scream my name three times there's a chance that I'll come too.
Jade: *blushes and falls out off chair from shock* Oh wow. Ok.
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Jesy: Girls, my clothes keep going missing.
Jade: *wearing Jesy's shirt* I wonder who's taking them.
Leigh: *wearing Jesy's hat* It truly is a tragic thing.
Perrie: *wearing Jesy's sweater* We have genuinely no idea this time.
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The babysitter: *knocks on the door*
Jesy: *pulls her in* Sorry for the weirdness but I don't want the girls to get out.
Babysitter: Oh you've got some wild ones aye?
Jesy: You could say that.*nervous laugh*
Babysitter: Well I'd love to meet the scamps
Jesy: *sighs* Girls, come down.
The Girls: *makes stampede*
Jesy: I'll pay you double. Ok bye! *runs out the door without looking back*
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Leigh: Patrica, do I seem like a bad girlfriend?
Perrie: *sadly* My name is Perrie. But no, you're just depressed.
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Jesy: *is sleeping
Jade: *shakes awake*
Jesy: What's the matter?
Jade: *sadly* I had a nightmare, can I sleep with you?
Jesy: *smiles sleepily* Of course bub.
Leigh: Us too?
Perrie: *pokes head from under Leigh's* Please?
Jesy: *lifts up covers* Come on.
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Jade: Girls, let's play a game!
Jesy: Sure.
Perrie: Ok.
Leigh: Whatever.
Jade: Good enough. Anyway, the game we're playing is called imagine. So I'm gonna give you a scenario to imagine and you have to tell me your answer. Someone gives you back something that you lost a super long time ago, go.
Jesy: *happily* I knew I lost that potential.
Perrie: Oh would you look at that, it's my emotional stability.
Leigh: My happiness! I thought I'd never find you!
Jade: Way to kill my fun guys.
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Leigh: *eating cake*
Andre: That cake is almost as sweet as you are.
Leigh: Stop, it's only cute when Jesy does it.
Andre: *sadly* I'll go hang out with the dogs then.
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Jesy: *walking around with her pants on* I can't find my bottoms anywhere.
Claude: They're over there sitting on the couch. *points to the girls*
Jade: It's funny that you think Jesy's a top.
Leigh:*sips tea*
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At a meeting
Simon: Why were you girls late? That isn't like you.
Jesy: We didn't want to come.
Simon: Why?
Jade: We fucking hate you. That's why.
Simon: That was a bit harsh.
Leigh: Deal with it you little bitch.
Perrie: *slides into seat and wishes she wasn't there*
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Gordon Ramsay: * yells at Jesy*
Jesy: Yell at me again you soggy piece of trash and I'll cut you with this knife!
Gordon Ramsay: *yells at Perrie*
Perrie: Why is he yelling?
Jade: *gets yelled at*
Jade: *cries for being a disappointment*
Gordon Ramsay: *yells at Leigh*
Leigh: If you think degrading me will make me work better, you're wrong. I do that on the daily basis to myself and I still suck.*shrugs and walks away*
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Jade: *looks at flash cards* Uh hi Jesy.
Jesy: What's up?
Jade: *looks back at flash cards* D-did it hurt?
Perrie: *watching from the corner with Leigh* Our baby is growing up she hasn't screwed up yet.
Jesy: Let me guess, when I fell from heaven?
Jade: *looks at flash cards again* Uh uh, n-no. When you um, fell from the vending machine. C-cuz girl you're a snack.
Jesy: That was actually good. Fine, we're going on a date tonight at 7. I expect flowers and you to pay for the meal.*walks away*
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Leigh: *laying in the middle of the floor*
Jesy: Why are we on the floor?
Leigh: Well, you were laying down her earlier but fell asleep so I was just chilling with you.
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Jesy trying pick up lines on the girls Pt.8-Leigh
Jesy: Oh Leigh.
Leigh: Yes Jesy?
Jesy: You know that there are only twenty letters in the alphabet right?
Leigh: *genuinely confused* No there's twenty six?
Jesy: Oh right. I forgot, U R A Q T. *winks*
Leigh: As cute as that was you're still missing a letter.
Jesy: Why don't I come get the V from you right now then?
Leigh: *chokes on water*
Leigh: I'm not opposed to that though.
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Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios
FanfictionSince I commitment issues, writing a book about single events is easier for me. There might be smut, and it might be trashy.
