Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios

Scenarios #8

Jesy in labor

Jesy: Get this fucking child out of me!

Jade: Language!

Jesy: Jade, there is currently a baby coming out of my vagina! There is going to be some foul language!

Perrie: Why are we here exactly?

Leigh: I'm gonna go see if they have anything deadly or something fatal.

Jesy: Perrie, you're an idiot and you three are here for moral support! And Leigh-Anne, sit your depressed ass down and shut up!

Doctor: Ma'am, you're ready to push.

Jesy: No fucking shit! I don't even have a degree and I could've told you that.

Jade: *hits Jesy on the head with her shoe* I don't want my future niece or nephew to hear profanity. Now push before the pain gets worse.

Baby: *is born*

Doctor: It's a girl.

Jesy: One of you three choose a name. It better not be dumb.

Perrie: What about Jesy Jr?

Jesy: Next!

Jade: Aubrey?

Jesy: I'll consider it. You're up Leigh.

Leigh: Jasmine. It's simple, she'd be Jade's favorite, and you're basically calling her a princess.

Jesy: *points at Leigh* And we have a winner. Bring me the child receipt.
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Lerrie as Parents

Perrie: Hey babe?

Leigh: Yes?

Perrie: Why did I get a call from Lonnie's school telling me that she said that love is suicide when the teacher asked what they loved?

Leigh: My daughter speaks truth.

Perrie: *sighs* Why did I marry you?

Leigh: Because I say I would jump in front of a moving bus if you didn't.

Perrie: But thinking about it now, you'd do that anyway.

Leigh: Looks like you're stuck now. *shrugs and walks away*
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Pesy as Parents

Jesy: You'd never guess the call I just got.

Perrie: What was it?

Jesy: It was Michael's school. They said that he humped multiple girls during their dance break.

Perrie: *with tears in her eyes* Just like his moms.
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Leighade as Parents

Jade: Baby?

Leigh: What's the matter love?

Jade: I just got a call from Makayla's school, and they said that she laid down on the bike path where the kids ride their kiddie bikes and when they asked what she was doing, she says that she saw her mama do it once.

Leigh: I can explain.

Jade: *angrily* Please do.

Leigh: I had gotten one of my usual depression episodes and it just happened. I forgot she was in the car.

Jade: Couch. Two weeks.

Leigh: Damn it. A week and four days?

Jade: Two weeks and a day.*glares*
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Jadesy as Parents

Jade: Babe!

Jesy: What?

Jade: Zack's school just called and told me he got suspended for cursing out a teacher.

Jesy: Well where in the hell did he learn curse words from?

Jade: I've got no fucking idea.
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Lesy as Parents

Leigh: Jes.

Jesy: I swear whatever happened wasn't my fault this time.

Leigh: They say Raven got suspended for beating up some kid.

Jesy: Why'd she beat him up?

Leigh: He was picking on Zoey.

Jesy: But how did she find out?

Leigh: Apparently the two were grinding all over each other to imaginary music.

Jesy: It concerns me of much she takes after the both of us.
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Jesy trying pick up lines on the girls Pt.6-Pez

Jesy: Hey, Pez?

Perrie: What's up?

Jesy: *smriks* You should really try this thing my mom made.

Perrie: *excited for food* What is it? You know I love Janice's cooking!

Jesy: It's me, so come get a taste.

Perrie: I was hoping for pasta but Jesy works too. *shrugs and pushes Jesy against the wall*