Little Mix Oneshots and Scenarios

Scenarios #5

At Jadesy's Wedding

Jade: Ok so to start my vows, I just wanna say that I love you a lot. And that you make me extremely happy and that I don't think I would want to live without you.

Jesy: *with a smile* I love you too babe.

Jade: And your boobs are the reason I fell in love with you. They're just so firm and soft at the same time. When we would cuddle and I could lay my head on them, or when I watch you get them pierced.

The priest: Uh maybe we should just stop here.

Jesy: *kicks priest in the balls* continue my love.
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Little Mix as Waitresses Pt.4- The costumer complains about their table being dirty

Leigh: That's sad. It almost reminds me of myself. Dirty, used, and unappreciated. Bye. *walks away holding menus*

Jade: Oh my. Here I'll get you a new booth, and get your food out right away. I'm so deeply sorry.

Perrie: Oh no, that's so sad. But sadly it's not my job so that's too bad. *walks away innocently*

Jesy: *looks around*

Customer: What are you looking for?

Jesy: *smiles sarcastically* The fucks I give. Oh right, none at all. Get out and don't come back.
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The girls in kindergarten Pt.2- During lunch time

Jade: *takes out packed lunch* I have an avocado toast, a bit of tea, and cheese and crackers for a snack.

Jesy: *takes our paper bag* I've got a ham sandwich, a juice box, and a bag of veggie chips.

Leigh: I've got sadness with a side of depression. Oh and for lunch I've got a lunchable.

Perrie: *brings out large briefcase* I've got a foot long turkey and ham sandwich, four water bottles and some cool-aid mix, four extra large chocolate bars, and a celery stick.
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The girls robbing a bank

Jesy: Ok, Leigh and I are going into the vault. Jade you are gonna take a hostage so no one calls the cops. Pez, you're going to be in the car for the get away. As soon as you see us, start the car.

Perrie: *raises hand*

Jesy: Yes Perrie?

Perrie: So are you saying I get to be the baby driver?

Jesy: That's exactly what I'm saying.

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The bank robbery

Jesy: Come on. *harshly grabs Leigh*

Jade: All of you down on the ground! I see your hand moving! If you press the button her blood is on your hands!

Jade: *whispers in the hostages ear* Hopefully I won't actually have to kill you.

Perrie: *in the car listening to music wearing sunglasses*

Leigh: *starts drilling into vault* Start getting the boxes open. Jade has disabled the cameras so we have maybe twenty five minutes before someone gets suspicious. By the time you're done with all those I should be done here.