The houses as things I've said/heard

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Gryffindor: "I am a daredevil. I don't believe in expiration dates."

Ravenclaw: "I know everything, but my brain is just another level of 'I don't know'."

Hufflepuff: "Now I'm gonna go cry in confetti."

Slytherin: "I'ts 3AM. I am boiling an egg and doing the Macarena. Do you want me to prove my sanity to you?"

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