Houses as types of mums

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Gryffindor: Thinks they're the cool mum but is actually the "I'm willing to deal with your mums lame jokes because she's hot" mum.

Ravenclaw: The cool mum. Encourages kids to get up in the middle of the night so everyone can go down to the service station and get ice cream. Laughs at dirty jokes.

Hufflepuff: Kind mum who will win over your friend's heart with food.

Slytherin: Either 1; Stay at home suburban soccer mum, head of the PTA, will actually cut you debra. 2; successful as hell mum who manages her entire household, career, and children's lives with the appearance of ease.

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