Houses as Laffy Taffy jokes I read

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Gryffindor: Where do fish sleep? In a water bed!

Ravenclaw: What type of data has a band? A gig-abyte!

Hufflepuff: What kind of ship never sinks? Friendship!

Slytherin: Which president was the biggest ham? Abraham ( Lincoln of course )

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