Houses as annoying things

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Gryffindor: Spilling a hot drink on your lap, burning your hand while cooking, ripping a new shirt the day you got it, people chewing too loud, construction work outside your house drilling, biting the inside of your cheek by accident, when your coffee is WAY hotter than expected.

Ravenclaw: Papercuts, an annoying noise when your trying to sleep, bad hair days, someone tapping on their desk during a test, being left of "read", somebody who keeps making typos while texting you, "OMIGOSH your such a cute lil nerd! But don't do that nerdy thing it's not cool.".

Hufflepuff: When a photo won't load on your phone, stepping in water with socks on, cutting your tongue while trying to seal a letter, double booking yourself and having to cancel plans, opening our phone in the night to full brightness, paint that won't come out of your hair.

Slytherin: Stubbing your toe, getting something stuck in your eye, randomly getting a cramp in your neck, getting grass stains on our new jeans, getting a sliver, a rub in your stockings, when a ring gets stuck on your finger, people with bad breath talking too close.

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