Gryffindor: They'll go to deserted parking lots and practise donuts for hours, complaining to their Hufflepuff friends when they see their shredded tires. They're assholes on the road too.
Ravenclaw: Memorize the whole book of driving laws, but don't use most of that knowledge. After all, the new episode of their favourite show is on tonight, and they CAN'T miss it. SCREW RED LIGHT. Flip people off a lot.
Hufflepuff: They're the people who abide by all the rules. They stop at yellow lights, they make a full pause at stop signs, and their signals are always on at the right time. They'll give a good-natured honk when they recognize someone on the road. Basically, they're the only drivers who aren't assholes.
Slytherin: They're the people who you'll find yourself in an angry race with on the highways. They're determined to get ahead of you, and they'll probably win too. They also have a keen eye for cops, so good luck catching them.
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The Hogwarts Houses
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