Houses as things I heard the first day back from christmas break

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Gryffindor: "Man I've missed you so much. I haven't seen you since last year!" *falls over laughing*

Ravenclaw: "Can I have your address?"
"Why?"
"I'm going to egg your house."

Hufflepuff: "I'm too tired to move."

Slytherin: "It's only 8AM and I've seen, a breakup, a fist fight, and what I'm pretty sure was a drug deal. This is too much drama, I want to be in my bed."

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