Gryffindor: *Hears distant crash* shit. Now I have to do stuff.
Ravenclaw: *In a moment of stress* flying spaghetti monster, give me strength.
Hufflepuff: *Inspecting a task she has just completed* Nice job! *High fives herself*.
Slytherin: *Taking deep breaths* people would be more polite if they knew I had a 5 step plan to dispose of their corpse.
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The Hogwarts Houses
Fiksi Umum◇ Completed ◇ Descriptions, stereotypes and scenarios! Feel free to comment and leave requests/suggestions! *I have not wrote everything* *Credits to original writers*
