Morologus | narnia

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     "why the fuck do i have so many shoes" Nia complained to herself while trying to clean her closet, sighing at the mess in front of her she grabbed her phone.

Nia: ugh i'm cleaning my closet rn and i hate it
Enne: aye i'm cleaning my closet too
Nia: what a coincidence 👀👀 almost as if someone planned it out
Enne: 👀👀
Nia: ok i need to clean l8r sk8r
Enne: byeee

"lmao time to get back in the closet" The girl turned off her phone and stared back into the depths of her closet that was more of a mess than she was. and that's saying a lot. It seemed like the depths of her closet seemed to never end.

  why does it just keep GOING she thought to herself as she wandered farther in. Nia stopped and looked around, she had somehow ended up in a forest with four people dressed like they were going to a renaissance fair starring back at her.

   "sup" she nodded at them
  "are you a narnian?" the dark haired boy asked
    "narni- oh my god not again" Nia groaned, "well might as well bring Enne into this"
    At that same moment Enne wandered into the area "Nia? What's going on"
    "we're in narnia this time"
    "what?? how am i here too?"
   "i wrote you in"
    "you wha-"
   "let's get this shit show on the road"
Meanwhile the four royals Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy, all looked on in confusion.
    "Ok so here's the deal," Nia started after introducing themselves, "We are from 21st Century Canada and we know about pretty much everything so you don't have to explain shit, let's go to the kingdom so i can get a sword" Nia confidently started walking away
    "uhm the kingdom is the other way" Peter tried to hide his annoyance.
   "i knew that" Nia said promptly turning around and dragging Enne with her.
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    "ok but what do you mean by you wrote me in" Enne tried asking again as they were walking
     "dude don't even worry about it" Nia dismissed "yo i kinda thought theyd be racist or something" she said glancing at the four siblings who were walking ahead
     "why would you think that" Enne asked laughing
     "well weren't they from the 1940s or some shit"
     "oh true, whatever let's just go with it" Enne shrugged "Peter doesn't seem to like you much"
     "listen that's sounds like a HIM problem" Nia replied casually "he'll get over it. Remember how we became friends, you didn't like me at first either, now look at us" Enne laughed and rolled her eyes "yea you were so loud for NO reason"
"pfft whatever you love me"
"so what's the future like" Lucy asked as she slowed to walk with the girls.
    "uh idk if we should tell you guys in case of a butterfly effect or something" Enne looked at Nia
     "uh it's better than your time but still bad and definitely not as good as you would want it to be" Nia laughed and ruffled Lucy's hair.
The 4 girls quickly became friends, laughing lots during the walk to the castle while the 2 boys remained angsty while walking ahead.

"what's their problem" Enne asked turning to Susan
"not sure, I think Pete's stressed about war strategies and Ed's just like that sometimes"
"well I'd be too if I was captured and manipulated by the white queen" Nia mumbled
"what was that?" Lucy asked
"oh nothing"
Enne gave Nia a look that said girl watch what you say here. To which Nia laughed and threw a stick she was playing with that she found on the ground at her.... which then missed and hit Peter in the head

"fuck" Nia laughed and immediately pointed the blame at Enne. Peter rolled his eyes and kept walking, whispering something to Edmund.
"they talking shit i just know it" Nia glared at the two
"yea i wonder why they're mad, maybe throw another stick at them and see"
"Wow Enne i came out to have a good time and honestly I'm feeling so attacked right now"
"I mean you're not the one that got hit with a dirty stick"
"wOW lucy you too?" Nia groaned dramatically "dear Susan at least i have you" she said throwing her arms around the slightly younger girl.

Enne suddenly came to a stop "woah we're here"