Haikyuu One shots

~Rodent Problem (Oikawa Tooru) ~

(F/n) stared at her figure in the mirror, moving her head side to side as her (e/c) eyes glossed over her the tiny details on he face.  It was another boring day of quarantine and to be quite frank, it almost seemed that time has stopped for her.

All of her goals,  her plans seemed to turn into dust the moment the pandemic started to take over the whole world. As she stayed inside her own humble abode, she can't help but think about the thousands of people from all around the world succumbing into death because of the virus.

" What are you doing?" A familiar voice asked.

She whipped her head towards the source of the voice, her eyes landing on the figure of her boyfriend, leaning casually against the doorway as his eyes sparked with curiosity. 

" Nothing much-" She shrugged her shoulders- " I was just wondering how my eyelashes look short." 

Oikawa let out a snicker upon hearing her statement, the corner of his lips stretching into a tiny smirk.

" What's so funny?" (F/n) furrowed her eyebrows, confused with his reaction.

" Well-" He tilted his head sideward, a smug expression forming on his face- " You want your eyelashes to be as long as mine?" 

He batted his eyelashes, flaunting them in front of her face as the girl shot him a glare at his direction. 

" Shut up."  She huffed then slammed the door of her room close. 

An annoyed sigh escaped from her lips as a deep frown stretched across from her mouth. He really knew how to ruffle her feathers, that self-absorbed setter. 

A few moments later, (F/n) busied herself once more by cleaning her room for the fifteenth time of this week. Cleaning is something that made her feel oddly calm, something that she would subconsciously do when she feels she need to refresh her mind. 

"Sweep, sweep the dirt-" 

A loud high-pitched scream echoed in her ears as it accompanied by the sounds of loud footsteps dashing to her direction.  A few seconds later, her bedroom door swung open, revealing Oikawa, his eyes full of fear as he wobbled his legs towards her direction.

" rAT-" his voice cracked, his throat dry from screaming.

"Rat?" (F/n) repeated, confusion evident in her tone.

" There's a RAT  in the living room." He pointed to the direction of the living room, his finger slightly shaking. 

Oh boy, a rodent problem?

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" I saw it run over here." He stated, gesturing to the direction he's standing on. 

"Okay..." She muttered in response as her eyes scanned the floor, trying to find where that pesky visitor could be hiding. 

A few moments later, (F/n) saw a small dark figure dashing towards the kitchen, making her heart pound loudly in her chest. Her eyes then frantically followed the figure as she slowly tip-toed to it's direction, a feeling of uneasiness washing over her whole body. 

Shit.

The black figure started to crawl up into the air-conditioner, squeezing itself inside the the air vents of the appliance. 

" Tooru," (F/n) whispered, gluing her eyes on the AC. "Get me something long to poke the visitor."

The boy nodded his head silently. He then disappeared for a moment as if he vanished into thin air. He came back holding a wooden disposable chopstick, uneasiness painted across his face. 

The girl let out a disappointed sigh as she snatched the wooden stick from the trembling hands of the setter. 

" Close the door." She ordered, tying her (h/c) hair up in a ponytail. " It's not allowed to leave the four corners of this room." 

The boy silently obeyed, closing the door as it let out a tiny squeak. 

With a flashlight on one hand, she shined it on the air vent where the figure had squeezed its body inside. Taking a peek, she saw its hairy body along with its tail swishing around. She restrained herself from gagging at its sight. 

(F/n) let out a deep breath, calming herself down before the inevitable war. Clenching the wooden chopstick in  her hand, she started stabbing the visitor as it let out tiny squeaks of pain. 

After awhile of stabbing, it stopped squeaking. The girl took out her flashlight once more and took a peek at the opening. She was immediately greeted by the visitor's beady eyes staring straight at her. 

"AAAAHHHHH!" She screamed in response. 

The visitor jumped out of the AC , nearly landing on her face. It then let out a loud squeak as it ran to find any opening for escape. 

"aaaaaAAAAAAhhhhhHHHHH!" Oikawa let out a ear-curling scream as the rat made its way to his direction. 

Chaos engulfed the entire room as (F/n) chased after the rodent while the boy remained screaming in background. 

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"So...." Her boyfriend's voice trailed off, eyeing the plastic bag on (F/n)'s hands. " What are we gonna do with it?"

It took her quite some time and effort but the girl had miraculously caught the rodent and secured it inside a plastic bag. 

" Kill it." She replied bluntly. 

"Kill it?!" He echoed back, the look of terror and shock plastered on his face. 

"If we don't its gonna come back and get it's revenge by biting holes through our stuff or making a mess." 

Oikawa let out a long defeated sigh, he doesn't want to go near that thing. 

" Don't worry damsel in distress-" She shot a tired smile at his direction-" I'll be the one doing the killing." 

(F/n) then disappeared into the back, making the boy let out a relieved sigh. After awhile, he heard multiple heavy thuds, as if the girl is hitting the rodent with something blunt. That went on for at least a minute, making him feel quite queasy at the thought of his girl bashing the rodent with an object. 

' Wow, my girlfriend is scary' He thought to himself as she reappeared with a different plastic bag in her hand. 

" The issue is now solved." She announced as she passed by him. 

(F/n) left the front door to discard the dead rodent in a trash bin outside. She then went back inside the house, a tired expression plastered across her face. She stared at Oikawa, as if waiting for him to say something. 

"Where's my 'thank you, (F/n)' ?" She asked, her (e/c) eyes staring straight into his soul.

"T-thank you my most beautiful, strong , talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, fabulous, show stopping , independent (F/n) ." He shot her a cheeky grin. 

"I'm killing you next." She muttered. 

Upon hearing her words, Oikawa made a run for it. 

" COME BACK HERE!" (F/n) yelled as she chased after the boy.