(2/16/21)
Cleo: Death really isn't that bad
Zloy: That's a lie
Cleo: Nah, it's pretty painless
Zloy: That's also a lie
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Cleo: I am going to break your legs
Joe: No
Cleo: :(
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Bdubs: I'M SO EVIL I WILL HURT EVERYONE
Etho: Aww lil Bubble's is having a lil tantrum
Bdubs: NO! I CAN AND WILL END YOU >:(
Doc: He's even speaking with emoticons!
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(magic au)
Keralis: Oh my gosh! Doc, you're magical!
Doc: Yes, I am magical. You are magical. We are all magical, Keralis, that's what got us into this mess.
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Tango: Name one time I wasn't professional
Ren: You're holding a juice box right now
Tango: It's to prevent me from spilling my juice!
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Stress To Cleo: I dare you to-
Joe: Cleo isn't allowed to take dares
Cleo: Apparently I have no regard for my 'personal safety'
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Wels, bad at making basic conversation: I like your name
Xisuma, equally as bad: Thanks, I got it for my birthday
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Tango: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.
Tango: *cuts piece of cake*
Zedaph: ...can I have some?
Tango: Cake is for talkers.
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Stress: You will machete through this!
Stress: *make it
Stress: do not machete your way through this
Xisuma: too late
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Tango: Rules were made to be broken!
Impulse: Yeah, well, bodies weren't!
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xB: Do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Doc: I never had one.
xB: An imagination or a childhood?
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Ren: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I will try different hair products!
Ren: *sprays the hairspray into their mouth*
Ren: Well, right off the bat I can tell you that this one is not very good
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Bdubs: Things have actually been going really well with Doc. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Bdubs: Last week I said, "Did you know the weiner dog is neither a weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Bdubs," they said, "Okay."
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Cleo: I wasn't hurt that bad
Cleo: Stress said all the bleeding was internal
Cleo: Which is where it's supposed to be
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Zloy: *kicks "G" off Graveyard sign*
Zloy: Let's get this party started
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xB: Why do you have a diary?
TFC: To keep secrets from my computer.
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Grian: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Iskall: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! And i'm taking the kids!
Mumbo, pushing the monopoly board away from them: ...maybe we should stop playing
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Scar: *accidentally hits Cub in the face*
Scar: *trying to decide between saying "I'm freaking sorry" and "are you okay?"
Scar: ARE YOU FREAKING SORRY?!
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Cub: Do you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?
Scar: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
Cub: The... The first thing weird
Scar: Oh, that's good, 'Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat
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Hermitcraft AUs, Oneshots, and Jazz
FanficIn which I make AUs, Oneshots, and all of that fun time stuff. I'll do requests, though I probably won't do all of them. This is mostly just a place where I can take a break from writing a current story(which is usually when I get random ideas in th...
