𝕊ℙ𝔼ℂ𝕀𝔸𝕃 [Harry x reader]

-[26] Cornish Pixies-

[Harry POV]

We were all in the great hall eating lunch while Ron was fixing his broken wand with tape. 

''Say it. I'm doomed'' he said.

 ''You're doomed'' Y/N and I said at the same time. She laughed as Dean said 

''Hey Ron. Isn't that your owl?'' It was indeed his family owl. He flew down to pass a letter but crashed into a bowl of chips. The great hall erupted into laughter seeing this. 

''Bloody bird's a menace. Oh no'' Ron said as he examined the envelope.

 ''Look everyone, Weasley's got himself a howler.'' Seamus said. 

''Go on Ron. I ignored one from my gran once. It was horrible.'' Neville said and I saw Y/N roll her eyes. Ron shakily opened the howler and there came the loud voice of Mrs. Weasley.

''RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED. YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN ENQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. your father and I are so proud.'' It said and tore off. 

Ginny was embarrased and Ron, Y/N and I looked terrified. Everyone began laughing.

 ''CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!'' Yelled Y/N. She drew her fangs out and her eyes turned red. Soon the great hall was dead silent. Oh how much I admire her.

Wait. 

Harry get yourself together.

We were all seated in the class. We now had DADA. Every girl was excited to meet that man, Gilderoy Lockheart. Well all except Y/N. She looked pretty bored. She was sitting beside Hermione who was dreamily staring at the door. Ron and I were behind them. I leaned to her and asked 

''Don't you like him?'' 

''Nah. He didn't unlock my heart.'' she said as Ron and I burst out laughing and Hermione just glared at us.(oooooh I love puns) Soon then I saw the door open and Lockheart entered dramatically. 

''Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, me.'' he said.

''Gilderoy Lockheart. Order of Merlin, Third class.'' he said as he walked downstairs. 

''Honorary member of the Dark Force defense league and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most charming smile award. But I don't talk about that. I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him.'' and he started laughing weirdly. Ron scrunched up his nose in disgust and I saw Y/N do the same.

Time Skip(I am too lazy to write the test scene)

''Now beware. It is my job to arm you against the foulest creatures known to wizard kind.'' Lockheart said as he tapped the cage and it began rambling.