Chapter 12: Of Men

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This chapter is really short in the book so it shouldn't take too long to breeze through I guess. 

Honestly, who even cares? That's what I wanna know.

This chapter pisses me off. 

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Ugh, ok. So this chapter seems really unnecessary and really only lasts like two paragraphs. Basically, it gives us an untimely and unneeded reminder that Men exist (ya-fucking-hoo) and then goes on to point out that Elves are still cooler and live for a really fucking long time unless they get murdered, which is going to happen to a good amount of them. 

We also find out that the Valar hid Valinor and then literally fucked off and didn't touch Middle-Earth for a really long time, like, didn't even think about it. 

So basically they were like "welp have fun with Melkor guys" and then just left everyone to die. 

What great "gods" they are. 


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