Perfect Weapon

Pranking Jeff

*Wests POV.

I wake up still on the couch. Expressy is watching Ben play BlackOps. She was complaining how 'unrealistic' the deaths were.

I chuckle a lit sitting up.

"Hey, how ya doin, kido?"

"I'm alright, my anckle feels great, but my ribs still feel a bit bruised, but other than that I feel great."

"That's wonderful news, west. I'm glad your ok." Expressy said coming over and hugging me.

I went up stairs looking for Jeff. It was about 10:00 am. He was probably sleeping.

A mischievous smile appears on my face. I run downstairs and get my sweatshirt that I wore over here. I ran into my room and got out the money, my dads phone, and the condoms. I run into the bathroom across the hall trying not to make a lot of noise. I get the vasalene and take it to my room and set it on the floors with my sweatshirt since I didn't have any furniture yet. I ran down to the kitchen and get cornstarch and a glass of water. Expressy noticed, but didn't question it.

Ben noticed and followed behind me.

"What are you doing?" He asked in a questionable voice.

"Pranking jeff. Shh"

I mixed the cornstarch with the water into a putty-like substance and put it in the condom. I spread the vasalene on the outside of it.

Ben laughs as we walk into Jeff's room. I lay the condom on his face.

We both bight our lip trying not to laugh.

Ben had the idea of putting a camera in his room. We get Hoodies camera and set it up on Jeff's nightstand in front of all of his junk. He has the room of a messy 15 year old boy. We push the record button and walk out. That records up to 5 hours, so we should be good, he usually wakes up around 1:30 or 2.

Ben and I go downstairs and he offers to help move everything up to my room.

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~1:00 pm

"Ahhhhh!!!!" We hear a scream from Jeff's room. Me and Ben look at each other trying not to laugh. We run to his room.

"Jeff! What's wrong?!?"

He holds up the condom.

"What is the problem?!?!? THERE WAS A FUCKING CONDOM ON MY FACE!!"

"why would you put a condom on your face?" Ben asked playing along.

I squint my eyes and get closer to it.

"Ewe, its used!!" I say backing away.

"Its not mine you fuckwad." Jeff states annoyed whipping his face off throwing the condom on the ground.

Me, Ben and Jeff go into my room and they help start unpacking my boxes. Jeff was hooking up my T.V., Ben was hanging up pictures, and I was putting my cloths in a dresser that the guys put together for me (Jeff, Ben, Maskey, Hoodie) they actually are really nice. They made a night stand, a TV stand, a dresser, and a bed frame. I really liked it. There was no paint on them, or the walls, it was all just made out of old gray wood, but I like it. After we get my room together its about 9:30.. But of course we took breaks.

Jeff, Maskey, and hoodie ask if I wanted to go out with them tonight.

"Alright, let's do it." I agree putting on my leather jacket and combat boots.

We start walking towards the small city, away from the woods where the house is. Maskey and hoodie go off and do their own thing, while me and jeff stand outside of someone's house. I leaned aguinst a large tree outside of the house. Jeff goes in through the window. I hear him whisper the usual 'go to sleep' as his insanity fills him.

When he comes out he has blood on his jacket, he cleans off his knife.

"West? Your turn." he said looking at me insainly.

"Get ahold of yourself jeff." I say rolling my eyes walking away.

"Oh, uh. Huh sorry." Ho looks down.

"Ready for the next one?" He asked

"Ehh, I'm actually getting pretty tired. I think I'll just head back to the house." I say truthfully

"Alright, I'll walk u home then." He said smiling.

"Its alright jeff, I'm a big girl, go do your thing, ill be fine." I smile at him turning around walking away towards the woods.

I was about halfway to the house when I heard the leaves behind my rustling.

I turned around and didn't see anything. I turned back around to continue walking only to be stopped be a masked figure.

I attempt to scream before I notice a hand over my mouth.

I start kicking and punching who.. Whatever the hell that thing is . I finnaly get it off only to be tripped back down to the ground. The figure sits on me and brings out a knife.

"Maskey?" I say muffled over a hand. He is soon thrown off of me. The too start hitting each other and fighting.

"Jeff, Maskey?! Stop!" I try to break it up, but fail.

"Jeff, common. Let's go" I say snapping them both out of it. They ignore each other and we start walking home, and Maskey walked the other way. Jeff takes me up to my room and apologizes.

"Its fine jeff, you were protecting me, thank you." I change into my yogapants and an old blink-182 tee shirt.

Jeff waits for me to get into my bed he comes over and huggs me

"Goodnight West"

"Goodnight Jeff" I smile and close my eyes.

Jeff walked out of the room turning the lights off closing the door behind him when he leaves.

I think this is the first time I've went to sleep without jeff being here. I think to myself, then slowly drift into a soft sleep.

A/N~

really random hopefully funny chapter. I hope u all liked it. I'm really tired, so some of it might not make since, so I'll probably go back and fix it in the morning. Uhh, the picture is just a random picture of what kind of person she is, this is the bed spread she has. And... Yeah. Idk, random, I know.. Idk what to do tho. But things are about to get intrestimg. That's all I can say:)

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