Perfect Weapon

Target

*walking to target*
"Fuck you pierce" Carter said while flicking the back of his head.
"Hey! Watch the hair.. and besides, its not like im actually going to push you."
"Pfft. Whatever, Pierce.. u would push her into the manager and tell him to 'arrest the beast' then run away.." Roxy chimed in
"Uhh, i would not run, i would glide.. running messes with the hair." Pierce said flipping his hair.
"Geez pierce, your giving me whiplash just by looking at you" i told him.
"RESPECT THE HAIR YOU FOOL" he picked up a stick and started poking me in the stomach. It tickled and he didnt stop until i was on the groung crying from laughing so hard.
"Geez Pierce, your going to kill her." Blaze said.
"Then we'd run away" Pierce said.
"What a headline. I can already see it. 'Death by Pierce with a stick.' Jay said.
"Hey, is it just me, or does that sound like a fair amount of pervertedness..?" Ace asked as he held out his hand waiting for me to grab it. When i did he pulled me to my feet.
"Thanks" i say remembering when his lips were on mine.
I could tell i was blushing, but so wad he.
"Ok, im going to run in and yell for help.. like i broke my leg or something." Roxy said as we stood outside of Target.
"Ok, u should go in the back, that way we have a clear path to get in" Jay explained.
"Alright." Roxy said walking twards the back.
The rest of us casually walk in.
We heard Roxy screaming.
Everyones attention was on her, this was out chance.
We ran up to any people we could find and said or did something really random. Pierce ran up to a little girl, no older that 5, eating candy. He got down on his knees.
"Now son, i told you what candy will do to your teeth. You know, thats where babys come form, so the next timw you eat candy ask yourself.. 'Am i ready to be a mommy?" Pierce said in a serious monotoned voice. Then he noticed the girls mother comming twards him furiously.
"Haha, just kidding, yo momma got knocked up." He stuck his toung out at the lady and ran away.
Jay was throwing stuffed uicorns at everyone, Ace was in a blow up boat, and blaze and Carter were filling the boat up with candy.
Ok, i think i know what to do. I knew i had to do something good, and i want to make sure everyome knows about it.
I walk up to an old lady at the cashregister.
"Excuse me. I cant find my dad i-i need to talk to him" i sobbed histerically to her.
"Ok, wha-what is his phone number?" She asked pulling out her phone.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU COULD BE A KILLER!"
"Ok, im not, but its good that your being safe."
"Can i just use the intercom please" i asked whiping a tear.
"Of course, anything to get you back to your father."
I walked up to the intercom.
"look lady. You are one grainey zaboombafoo. You know, and guess what i got." I held up her keys and jumped over thr counter leaving her keys behind.
"You might want to watch out for stuff like that. I could have easily got your drivers licens."
She was furious. She picked up the intercom
"Security. Please come to lane 1"
I stood there for a second knowing security would be to busy with the rest of the gang. I ran over to pierce who was taking mens' vidamins and putting pre-natles in it.
"So, grainey zaboombafoo, huh?" He said mocking me.
"me and jeff used to call eachother that when i was younger." I told him.
"Well, it is the best thing i have ever heard." He said laughing.
"Lets go get Roxy" we ran to the back of the store to see Roxy, Ace, Jay, Blaze, and Carter.
They were being chaced by security before they saw us. They all ran twards us.
Pierce looked at me. Once they were about a yard away from us we turned around and started running. Once they cought up to us we all turned into the toy section and pushed all of the "try me" buttons that made a lot of noise.
"Hey, West. U got them?" Roxy asked me.
"Yup" i answerd.
I gave everyone a hand full of condoms.
We all separated and started putting them in peoples pockets. Some old lady noticed Blaze and said
"Why thank you, i wish i had this 30 years ago." And put it back in her pocket. We both started laughing and continued what we were doing.
We decided to make a move and finally get ready to leave. Pierce and Roxy put on maskes and we trailed along behind them 'doing our own thing'. When we passed the manager, a tall man, maybe 250 pounds, pierce pushed Roxy into him and the rest of us started throwing stuffed unicorns and glitter at him.
"Arrest the beast!" Pierce screamed as Roxy got up and we all bolted for the door.
After running for a minuit or two, we stopped to catch our breath. We all started laughing.
"So, who's the.. 'grainey zaboombafoo?'" Roxy asked laughing.
"Hey! Dont make fun of Wests' childhood." Pierce yelled glaring at Roxy.
"... okay then..." Roxy said obviously confused.
"Its what me and Jeff made up when i was.. we were younger." I explained correcting myself.
"Nice" Jay added into everyones laughter joining them.
"We were.. weird kids." I explained laughing.
"Obviously" Carter added laughing.
We started walking twards Roxys house.
"Hey, my mom rented a movie for us."
"What is it?" Blaze asked.
"22 jump street"
"Sweet. Ive been wanting to see that" Ace said.
"Yeah, but what are we going to say when we get there from trick-or-treating with no candy?"
"My parents are already asleep,
You really thing i dont already have this planned out? I already got bought candy."
"Good point." Ace said.
While walking into Roxys' house, i got a text from Jeff.
Jeff- Hey West. Sorry to be an ass and kill the fun, but we need u here. Now..
West-Cant it wait?
Jeff-No. It cant. There is a new proxie. Slendy wants u here. Asap.
West-Alright. Ill think of something. Ill be there i a minuit.