Literally the title-
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May was stuck shopping for groceries with Daisy and Fitzsimmons. Just as the day couldn't get any worse. Not only does May hate shopping but she also had to bring probably the most chaotic children out of all the kids. Well maybe not the most but enough to drive her crazy.
It was December as well, which meant Christmas and meant lots and lots of decorations to drizzle the entire base with. Daisy had done this about twice with them already, minus all the other Christmases she had with them. She doesn't like shopping that much but she's okay with it, Jemma loves shopping but mainly for decor and things like that. Fitz is okay about it but try's to despie and avoid answering it when Jemma brings it up.
"So, what did A.C need use to get, exactly?" Daisy asked getting a cart from the many in the front store, looking at May who was watching Fitzsimmons argue over something. Science wasn't that much of her expertise.
"Groceries for the kitchen, and 20 blankets-" May says questioning the last part to herself
"Why would Coulson need 20 blankets?" Fitzsimmons asked at the same time. Then look at one another.
"Beats me. All I know is that today I saw the day I go bankrupt-Yay-" May says with a small unnoticed cry at the end. Daisy winced at that, so did Fitz. Jemma had no response to that she just made a random face.
"I feel bad for your credit card-" Fitz says as they enter through the doors.
They got to the food section with all the frozen aisle and things like that.
"Okay first things first-" May started but then realized it was quite around her, minus Fitzsimmons arguing. She looked up at them with Fitzsimmons still arguing and Daisy just standing there with a wincing look on her face.
She sighed,"Daisy could you go get cookies?" May asks look at the young Inhuman who's eyes glow with excitement when she says that.
"Sure, what kind?" Daisy replys back
"Doesn't matter, just don't go overboard with how many you get-" May says with a playful glare at the end knowing Daisy and food.
"Are you two going to help out or argue all day?" May suddenly says as Daisy now walked away wandering into the aisle of cookies.
"Oh right. Sorry-" Jemma apologizes
After two hours of getting things they needed now they need to find the blankets and a few other things that were on the end of Coulson's list.
Walking into the aisle of blankets as Daisy Pushed the cart because she does remember when she went shopping her one of her foster moms as a kid, she would always push the cart even though she wasn't exactly tall. She did indeed look it.
It wasn't long before Jemma, Fitz and May tossed blankets in there, all different colors.
"I still don't understand why he wants 20 blankets-" Fitz says tossing the last blanket in the cart,"Who knows? Well were agents we should at least try and figure it out-" Jemma says reply to the three of them.
"Okay, last few things. Then we're going home." May replys
"Oooh- tinsel!" Jemma squealed at the sight that it was written in the list in May's hand.
"Wanna go get that?" May just asks looking st the young women as she ad sparkles in her eyes. Before she answered she was already gone,"I really hope she doesn't go crazy with it-" May says, Daisy scurried off to get candy and more cookies. She brought back 2 boxes at the begging now May was slightly Of how many she would bring back now.
"Is this the best idea? Letting a Jemma and Daisy, may I remind you the two obsessed Christmas women out to get tinsel and junk food?" Fitz asked his Scottish voice perking up then May just realized she made a mistake.
"Oh shi--" May began but Jemma already returned with a hand full of tinsel and some dragging behind her. Her eyes were glowing with excitement.
"Oh god-please please please-" May mumbled to herself as Fitz winced at all the tinsel trying to help Jemma out of it all.
"I'm going to go find Daisy before she goes crazy-" May says rushing out the aisle as Fitz nods and deeply sighs at all the color shiny tinsel around Jemma.
"Oh bloody hell-" Fitz mumbles and Jemma just chuckles.
An hour passed by and May returned with Daisy holding a basket in her amor filled with all sorts of candy, and holding 10 boxes of a dozen different cookies. May looks really upset and the cart was overflowing with tinsel though they did put some back.
"Okay now we can--" May stopped noticing Fitz was standing alone as Daisy set down the boxes and candy all in the cart. (She kept the candy in the basket.)
"Where's Jemma." May asked looking at Fitz
"Uh-" Fitz managed to say
"Fitz. Where. Is. Jemma." May asked sternly this time
"She went to go look for you guys-" Fitz answered more than scared of what was about to be the outcome of this.
"I swear to god with you three-" May says,"Stay here or I promise you both will be a level one agents again." May said rushing out the find Jemma.
She found Jemma hiding behind a bunch of decorations in the decor area.
"I swear if one of them is gone when I get back. That is it." May says grabbing Jemma gently by the wrist to not hurt the young women as Jemma who was now wearing a tinsel necklace/scar around her neck a santa hat, covered in stringed lights and had a bright red foam nose.
She was right, Fitz was gone when she was back with Daisy just standing there trying to organize everything in the cart.
"Where. Is. The. Other. Half. Of. Fitzsimmons." She asked The Inhuman. Now she was ready to strangle someone.
"Jemma. Daisy. I swear if both are gone when I come back. You will for sure be sorry." May replied. That made the two stay put hugging each other slightly of what was going to happen to Fitz.
She found Fitz in the bicycle area wearing elf ears, a Santa hat, a tiara and covered in tinsel ad well and he also wore sunglasses.
"I swear, are you three taking shifts or what?!?" May's says to Fitz as they make there way back to the other to women. Then she hears a crash followed by a shriek. She knows exactly who shriek's that is. Jemma.
She takes the cart with Fitz following behind as they find Jemma rambling with a look that says "May-Is-Going-To-Be-So-Mad" and Daisy stuck at the bottom of a ball hooper with balls piled all over her and some out rollling on the ground. She must've dropped herself in there.
"I told you not to go there!!!" Jemma rambles looking a Daisy who is tangled up in the hoop.( You even go to Walmart and you see those tall hoops with white tubes and black string holding in all the bouncing balls? That's basically what daisy is a team the bottom of at the moment.)
After getting Daisy out and paying for damages along with their stuff the trip back wasn't any easier and The three all fought as Mayfought the urge to just strangle one of them.
"QUIET." May yelled at them all as they looked at her and sat back in there seats correctly.
When they got home, Coulson worked her nerve up more.
"How did it g--" Coulson almost askedbut cut off by May.
"I. Am. Never. Shopping. With. Them. Again." May says sternly pointing to the three young adults still dressed in head bands, tinsel, glasses, lights and much more.
Coulson stares at the three, hopelessly.
"Oh lord-" Coulson says as Daisy and Fitzsimmons scoot away slowly.
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That's why May hates shopping with them- they get into trouble and wander off. Which results to about three hours of trying to find them all.
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