This is for chloetheavocadogirl who request something with Maria Hill! :) hope you like. Next chapter will be the peter Parker one! :D
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Maria Hill wasn't a mean person but when she was it was mainly because of trouble the avengers have caused. But in this case?
She was absolutely done and through with the avengers. This was the 129th time this week someone had called her for the trouble the avengers caused this week. This time it sure enough that Maria was going to be going to court later on.
She was fed up with their crap she had to deal with everyday and it was about time she snapped at them all.
She burst into the lounge room with a loud bang on the counter when she stumbled inside.
"I. AM. DONE." She yelled at them through gritted teeth. All of them were clueless, starring at one another. The hanvent seen her this mad since Natasha got injured and Maria called her reckless years back.
"Lady Hill? Are you okay?" Thor asked politely, but somehow that managed to get her more upset than she already was.
"NO. NO I AM NOT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY F-CKING CALLS I GET EVAH DAY BECAUSE OF THE TORUBLE YOU HAVE CAUSED?! HOW MANY PEOPLE CALL ME BECAUSE OF BLOWN UP BUILDINGS BY EXPLOSIVE ARROWS-" She started yelling pointing to Clint
"-,SMASHED CARS AND HOMES-" She pointed to Bruce
"DESTROYED THINGS AND LANDS FROM YOU." She pointed to Tony
"POEPLE SEWING US FOR YOUR DAMAGES AND HOW MANY TIME SIM EXPECTED TO SHOW UP IN COURT THIS WHOLE WEEK?!?" she then pointed to Thor followed by Steve
"-AND HOW MNAY PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM! OH I DON'T KNOW! ALl. OF. YOU?!!" She yelled at each and everyone of them as she pointed at Natasha last.
They all starred at her blankly.
"So now your quite aren't you?!" Maria said in her normal voice still full of angry trying to catch her breath from yelling. Suddenly Fury cam edomw finding Maria yelling at them.
"What's all this racket going on about here?!" He demanded
"OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH YOU."She shouted with angry in her eyes and voice not caring that this was someone who could easily downgraded her to a level one agent, taking her job away as second in command.
Fury looked at her in shock but he wasn't fully surprised. She had been on a muddy for quite some time but he couldn't figure it out quite exactly.
"Alright, what did you all do?" Fury as,ed looking at the avengers sitting down with slight fear covering their faces.
"Nothing! She came in her and stared yelling abounds doing damage and all--" Tony started but was cut off by an angry Maria so he shut up quickly.
"ARE YOU KIDDING?! THIS IS THE 129th TIME THIS WEEK I'VE GOTTEN A OHONE CALL EXPECTED TO BE POSSIBLY SEWED AND SHOW UP IN COURT TODAY BECAUSE OF THIS WEEK'S INCIDENT!WHILE YOU ALL HERE GET TO COME BACK HERE AND RELAX YOUR A--ES AND DO NOTHING BUT TAKE VACTION AND I'M HERE DOING ALL THE DIRTY WORK FOR YOU!!" She continued to yell while not taking a breath.
"Wait, 129th time?!" Steve asked a bit shocked.
Natasha facedpalmed.
"Ugh..." she groaned
"Look Mia, we're sorry okay? We'll try to stay out of trouble." Natasha told her gently in hopes of calming her down.
It didn't work
"LOOK, NAT I LOVE YOU BUT SORRY DOESN'T EVEN BEGAN TO START WITH THIS!" She quipped back angrily.
Fury patted Maria on the back telling her to calm down. She took a deep breathe glared each one of them.
"I'm. out." She said walking out the room retrieving back to her office aka what she liked to call, her safe space.
"Well..that was something.." Bruce aske d a bit worried on her mental health and issues.
"Never seen her get that mad before" Clint added in followed by nodding and humming from Steve, Tony and Thor
"Clearly, Lady Hill is stressing out. Maybe it's time we start to take care of our own problems of what we cause." Thor suggested
"Definitely, I hate seeing her upset. For me it means I'll be the one sleeping in the on the couch tonight-" Natasha said with an exaggerated sigh haning her head low.
"So? How Long you two been a thing?" Clint asked ," and how come we never noticed."
"Awh, Widow has a soft spot~" Tony teased but shut up when she gave him the death glare.
"Two years and you haven't noticed because every time I tried to tell you. You say something else before I get to talk." Natasha quipped at Clint
"How do you deal with...that..?" Bruce asked
Natasha smirked. So did Fury.
"She's my kind of crazy." Natasha replied heading out going to Maria's office.
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Hope you liked! Also I don't know why I think of Maria just bursting into the room and yelling at them all for her taking their heat and damage they've done and Natasha just smirking that Maria is 'her kind of crazy.'
Hope you liked Chloe!!
Next chapter will be Peter Parker. Will come out tomorrow, hopefully but I'll try to get it done!
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