Agent 4: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Celeste: *Filming* Don't leave any of it out.
***
Agent 8: If I was a drink, I'd be a Cherry Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?
Mary: Bleach.
Agent 3: Sewage.
Charlie: Please calm down edge lords.
***
Ender: Sorry 4, I can't help you.
Agent 4: Just move Eilidh's head off your lap.
Ender: Absolutely not! I'm not a monster!
***
Eilidh: Guys, I need help.
Cecilia: Love help?
Charlie: Financial help?
Bryony: Emotional help?
Mary: Help moving a body.
*Everyone looks at Mary*
Mary: ...What?
***
Ender: *On the phone* Agent 4 and 8 made a flamethrower.
Agent 3: Oh my god.
*Agent 4 turns it on*
Ender: Yeah, you should probably get here.
***
Agent 4: *Throwing pebbles at Agent 3's window*
Agent 3: You have a phone for a reason!
Agent 4: *Throws her phone at the window*
Agent 3: ...Why am I friends with you?
***
Celeste: *Angrily* ARE YOU-
Mary: Fucking.
Celeste: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Mary: Fucking.
Celeste: IDIOT-
Charlie: …What was that?
Mary: Cecilia banned Celeste from swearing, so I volunteered to help her out.
Eilidh: I think you just like saying the f word.
Mary: That doesn’t make my job any less important.
***
Ender: You can't make everyone like you, you're not Eilidh.
Agent 4: What? Not everyone likes Eilidh.
Ender: Who doesn't?
Agent 4: Well…
Ender: Names, now. Give me their names.
***
Agent 8: So what do you look for in a person?
Ender: Oh. Nothing really.
Eilidh: *Tries over a potted plant and then apologizes to it*
Ender: That one. I want that one.
***
*Stuffed animal has fluff covering its eyes*
Eilidh: *Gently fixes it* There, you can see now.
Ender: *watching from across the room* I don't deserve you.
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Guardians Of The UltraVerse: Splattack! (Book 3)
Fanfiction"Things are getting harder for you, aren't they Charlie? Learning that your powers don't come from the amulet and that you have me in your head? Your scared. I can feel the fear burning off you. Your powers grow stronger each day and yet you still h...
