He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

001: Be The Shit

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Be The Shit

Hoseok
Dumb bitch

Yoongi
Dimwit

Hoseok
Kook

Jungkook
You called me?

Taehyung
NOT YOU GOO

Taehyung
That was an insult tho

Yoongi
Featherbrain (oh and this is half-meant for you Kookfreak)

Jungkook
OH MY???? YOU'VE INCLUDED ME IN UR COUPLE BICKERING??? THE WORLD IS FINALLY SEEING ITS LIGHT

Hoseok
Fuck u mean couple bickering coconut shit

Hoseok
Cock face

Jungkook
TELL ME

Jungkook
Is that half-meant for me to Hobi????

Yoongi
Cunt fuck

Jungkook
Seems like it's not anymore )-:

Hoseok
Cum dumpster

Yoongi
Cock vacuum

Hoseok
Gay ass bitch has fucken spoken

Taehyung
HYUNG WE NEED UR HALP ASAP PLZ N TNX

Taehyung
Can anybody summon our mediator

Jungkook
He ain't no mediator, he's a bully himself ^_^

Taehyung
Lmao is he now

Jungkook
He has??? Always been???

Taehyung
Oh is he D:

Taehyung
@Seokjin @Seokjin @Seokjin (:

Seokjin
This commotion. Again.

Seokjin
And again and again and aga

Seokjin
Aren't u guys getting tired of bickering and throwing empty insults like elderly couples? Because watching u guys makes the rest of us jump off a cliff

Seokjin
Or at least push either of u off of it. That would definitely work wouldn't it

Jungkook
So...

Jungkook
No one's gonna talk about how Jinie Hyung cut the word "again" for absolutely no reason at all? Or is it just me

Yoongi
Elderly couples my fuckin ass

Jungkook
Got rejected for the second time today 😔 time to tie a noose dang it

Yoongi
And Hoshit started it?

Hoseok
You continued it lol

Hoseok
What, you like me or something?

Seokjin
You will stop or I'll make the fuck out of you

Jungkook
Guys, I'm here

Yoongi
The only thing that likes you is a cane is you're fucking lame

Hoseok
Salute my middle finger Yooncunt 🖕

Taehyung
DUDEZ IGNORED HIM BAHAHAH

Jungkook
Taehyungie finally sidin with me???

Taehyung
Bruh. Stop meddling 🤨

Jungkook
F in the chat for the poor Jeon y'all 😔

Seokjin
Bitches be fucking testing me. I'm seeing it, but I won't be overlooking it.

Seokjin
Wait for your Achilles heel, I'm telling you. You'd wish you've never clicked on the group chat.

Taehyung
HOLY CRACKSHIT

Taehyung
HYUNG IS GONNA USE THE SPECIAL POWER HOL ON TIGHT EVERYONE

Jungkook
Taehyungie, stop overreacting ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

Taehyung
F off

Jungkook
An F from Tae YEY WHO ELSE WANNA PAY SOME RESPECT TO THE GOOD OL' JEON

Taehyung
Best of luck to the two of you @Hoseok @Yoongi

Jungkook
I'll be on my deathbed and you'd still ignore the life out of me dangnabit

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