He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

019 : Back To Normal

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Hoseok

Yoongi: Hi, bitch.

Hoseok: Huh

Hoseok: ???

Hoseok: What stunt are you pulling Yoongi

Hoseok: Weren't we just friends a few texts ago?

Yoongi: Damn you really thought? Didn't really expect much braincells from you to work anyway

Yoongi: Ofc it was only for Jimin you dumbfuck

Yoongi: I mean no hard feelings okay. We're just back to normal like how we should be

Hoseok: Hmm really.

Hoseok: Yes. I did think we were friends. Must be my incompetent brain cells I dunno but yeah. You deceived me

Hoseok: But if you claimed that we're not which atp I don't fucking care anymore

Hoseok: Then why are you here sliding into my DMs like we're homies

Hoseok: You just have to leave me the fuck alone

Yoongi: Why? Are you actually fucking hurt by what I professed?

Hoseok: Shut up, cunt. Only for Jimin? Really?

Yoongi: Sounds like a big deal to you. What, you like me or somethin?

Hoseok: I'm fuckin asking why you slid into the DMs when you coulda just mentioned me in the groupchat if you wanted to bother me or something

Yoongi: Well- I can't be saying shit about you there when Jimin literally is in there can I? Are you fucking dense or pretending to not get it? You've been a dumb shit your whole life, better take a break today. And ofc I'm here to tease tf out of you

Hoseok: Seems like a good idea to me, fruitcake

Yoongi: Fruitcake? Really now? You gettin soft on me or what

Hoseok: Why tf do you always assume? Google is free. Do better

Yoongi: The act of knowing doesn't seem too good for you, so it's best that you quit trying to think of thinking. Less hassle when you don't try something you can't achieve

Hoseok: Speaking from personal experience I suppose? You're as relevant as the ueue in queue

Yoongi: Sounds like something you'd tell yourself

Hoseok: Stop. You're saying that cuz you're a nympho

Yoongi: Wha...t...?

Hoseok: HAH! INSULTS GETTING INTO YOU. Poor tiny piece of shit. Why don't you ask your mum to change your nappies?

Yoongi: You're a fucking weirdo

Hoseok: You're the weird one here, you nympho

Hoseok: Nympho.

Hoseok: Nympho nympho nympho nympho nympho nympho ny

Yoongi: Idiot. Do you even fucking know what you're saying?

Hoseok: Insults to hurt your pride and make you outgrow your baby cologne (I don't know what that means, so we'll leave it at that)

Yoongi: You think I'd take an insult for, your assumptions, having excessive sexual desires?

Hoseok: Huh tf

Hoseok: That's not

Hoseok: Well- do you really think I don't know anything about nymphomaniacs?

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