He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

060: Resolved By Midnight

Namjoon is so cool in this chapter istg. Leader vibes 💯

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Be The Shit

Hoseok left the Group Chat.

Seokjin
So I guess?

Seokjin
It's time?

Seokjin
To deactivate?

Seokjin
What do u guys think

Seokjin
Oh right! Y'all can't fucking speak up for goodness sake

Seokjin
What happened to the bond?

Seokjin
So this is it? This is the end? Okay. So be it.

Taehyung
The fuck. We don't care

Namjoon
Stop being foul, will you?

Jimin
Guys what's happening? Yoongi Hyung?

Yoongi
It's a good bye, he says. He doesn't wanna go back to how it was before

Jimin
Is that what he really wants?

Yoongi
Probably. Who knows. Cus I don't.

Taehyung
Take it to the DMs. We don't give a flying fuck.

Yoongi
What the fuck is your deal?

Yoongi
Why so resentful? Is it because of Jungkook?

Taehyung
This has nothing to do with that simpleton. I can live without the bitch in my life

Namjoon
Did you just

Jungkook left the Group Chat.

Namjoon
Great, Taehyung. Real fucking great.

Taehyung
Tch, who cares.

Namjoon
Know what, I'm done.

Taehyung
So am I?

Namjoon
No one's gonna stop me?

Namjoon
No one's gonna fucking stop me, right? No one can fucking suck it up and swallow their fucking elevated pride to ask for second chances, yeah? Good Lord, this is the exact cataclysm ruining the human world. Pride. Fuck that, swallow that, gobble that, and shit that. Fuck you all, there I said it.

Namjoon
Taehyung, go apologise to Jungkook. Don't you dare fucking come back to us until he forgives you. Oh what if he never does? Well, that's a fix that you yourself should solve.

Namjoon
Seokjin, will you stop fucking sandbagging everyone whose younger or weaker than you. Are you fucking insecure? Project it elsewhere where your self-pity doesn't show.

Namjoon
Yoongi, are you fucking legitimate? Are you sure you've done whatever it takes to win Hoseok back? Your crush is showing so come clean to him and work it out with him. Stop suppressing. It will turn into a tumor and kill you.

Namjoon
Jimin, need not worry. This issue will be resolved sooner than later. Trust me on this. If you don't, oh yes you do.

Namjoon
Everyone, move your dysfunctional limbs. If I see you being idle, no you can't be. Because if you happen to be, you won't live to see tomorrow. I swear to your fucking ingrate asses. Now, chop chop and do your parts. I'm sick of all of your dramas.

Namjoon
Let's all get our shit together. Talk it out. We listen and we don't judge. Listen to understand, not to save yourself. Talk to be understood, not to save yourself. Stop fucking thinking of yourself, get over yourself, you guys are not that special. Be mortified of yourselves.

Namjoon
If this doesn't get resolved by midnight, the sun won't shine for you. I promise on that, oh try me.

Namjoon
I need everyone back. Especially Jungkook, you hear me? Let's get Jungkook back. And fuck your bully attitudes. I will physically humiliate you all if you continue with your crap. Got it? Treat everyone and Jungkook how he deserves to be treated. Or I will treat you guys a free trip to Gehenna. I hope I made myself clearer than crystals. If you have any inquiries, no you don't, dumb fucks. Now I'm gonna take a sip of my coffee and once it's finished, I expect you to finish everything.

Namjoon
Make sure you get everything that I said. If not, you go fucking ahead and read everything above, ignorami, or fucking get your eyes checked, you blind ass fuckers.

Seokjin
Bruh...

Seokjin
That scared the shit out of me

Seokjin
Noted, boss.

Yoongi
This monster is not a boss. He's a fucking leader and I respect that

Taehyung
I uh am

Namjoon
What, Kim Taehyung.

Taehyung
trembling n terrified...?

Namjoon
Good news to me.

Yoongi
Shit, so cold
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Happy new year, everyone! May you be greeted with prosperity, love, and joy.

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