He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

036 : "Awk Awk"

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Be The Shit

Taehyung
Guyz......

Seokjin
Shut up Taehyung. No one gives a shit about the trivial opinion that comes out of that minuscule brain of yours

Jungkook
I do!

Seokjin
Close enough! Dodos don't count tho :-)

Namjoon
Oh my! Aren't you extinct already, Jungdodo? What tf are you doing here, being a funny excuse of a member in this chat?

Jungkook
D: I'm leavin u meanies

Seokjin
And the brain count is still the same...

Taehyung
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS LIT HYUNG BUT DW JUNGGOO U HAVE ME OK

Taehyung
ANYWAYS

Taehyung
I'm sry 2 break it 2 y'all but I just cANT

Taehyung
I JUST CANT WITH THIS AWK AWK ANYMORE YALL PLEASE STAWP N TAWK JFC FOR THE LUV OF FAK I AM GONNA GO FE!!! RAL!!!DNWOZJWLEICKEKSJFJSJ

Seokjin
Weren't we just talking a few seconds ago

Namjoon
Wait, I think...

Jungkook
Hyungie what's an awk awk

Taehyung
Have it backwards and you get kwa kwa

Jungkook
OH OK COOL !

Jungkook
Now what does that mean :D

Taehyung
Oh. It doesn't make any sense I'm just making shit up to confuse the fuck out of you and to shut you the fuck up Junggoo please stop talking you're not the one I wanted to hear the replies from how do you sleep at night being an excuse of a member in this chat?

Jungkook
DD: I-I-I thought I had u

Taehyung
Why do u fucking stutter lmao weirdo

Namjoon
Tell me about it, Tae. Now, you two. Hoseok and Yoongi. Care to explain what has been going on between the both of you?

Seokjin
Damn I kinda am getting thirsty rn. Will you please pass me the tea that I deserve to quench my thirst with, the two of ya?

Taehyung
Y'all ain't bz.....

Taehyung
If you don't reply, we're just gonna think that you guyz are fuc

Taehyung
Fuchsin. Wait what the heck is fuchsin lol I'm so funny and random and don't get appreciated enough damn

Seokjin
Quick! Jungbro, tell us what you think

Jungkook
Hyung?!?! :DD IM

Jungkook
FINALLY INCLUDED OH MY. IS THIS REALITY PLAYING TRICKS ON ME I- And what I think about what Hyungie :33

Taehyung
Stop. Really. U ain't a qt :-/

Jungkook
But I am pre-t tho, aren't I Hyung ;33

Taehyung
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BRB

Taehyung
ITS HARD BARFING AND CACKLING AT THE SAME TIME ISTG

Namjoon
Bitch don't be acting like that to make Jungkook desperate for your approval. And Jungkook, why are you so fucking aware of everything about anything but of Taehyung's little scheme? Or have you gone loony for him

Taehyung
I plead nOT GUILTY 😶‍🌫️

Jungkook
Scheme! Loony! Funny words ahahah

Namjoon
Fuckin idiot

Seokjin
So. Jungkook. You can now tell me what you fucking think which I'd fucking appreciate if told sooner

Jungkook
I'd love to, Hyung! But about "what" exactly o_o

Namjoon
Fuck it. Just fucking show yourselves, Hoseok and Yoongi. Stop making it harder than it should be for everyone around. Come on. Come out, however you take coming out as.

Jungkook
Oh about "them"! Well that's funny! Cus I actually have something about them

Jungkook
Disclaimer tho: please don't get mad at me Hyungs bc I kinda have to make exposures ahead DD:

Taehyung
This is something I love to witness lol

Taehyung
As long as it's not about me ofc MOVING TF ON, EXPOSE WHAT NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED JUNGGOO

Jungkook
Here goes nothing

Jungkook
I'm guessing by Taehyung's terms, what he meant from "awk awk" is the blatant awkward situation Hobi and Yoongi Hyung are in right now. Well, from my wild guess-

Jungkook
Woah wAIT I'm recalling smth super lit!

Taehyung
I had popcorn in my hand already when you cut it damn it u cunt

Jungkook
Jiminie said he had a fun time with you! Especially during the fireworks display :-0 and I just had to mention it cus awww cuties >_<

Hoseok
I know that. That was a few weeks ago tho. Why bring that up?

Seokjin
Wait wh

Jungkook
Okay, got you. So based from my supernatural senses, or generic facts if you guys just look out for clues that are plainly spelled out right in front of you all, someone had already made a move on Jiminie. Based on the way he talked, he seemed to be reassured of what had been happening lately. I kind of had a hunch that something, something real good for him, has been going on behind the curtains. Let me also add the recent blocking of Hobi to Yoongi. One would assume that Yoongi must've done something resulting to Hobi raising his guard and blocking him. But by the way Yoongi sounded very secured and being the one who seemed to have the upper hand and was very willing to cooperate, it might have been Hobi who did something and used blocking Yoongi as his escape. For instance, when we all met, Hobi seemed to be avoiding the life (!!!!!) out of Yoongi aww poor guy. Yoongi wanted to "fix" something but he wasn't sorry, so Hobi should've been. But he wasn't talking to Yoongi, so he seemed not to be. Here's a resolution that I could offer: don't run from the consequences of your actions and talk it out. Communication is always key, but it will be put in vain if it's barren of understanding, reflection, and action.

Jungkook
I meannn I woulda talkjd it out in tje DMs rly butt! Jinie cakes eskd me 2 do it n I lov u Jinie cakes so I lowk kinda had to ;-( imspproryhgyunggg

Namjoon
Jungkook. Dude

Namjoon
Who tf are u, really?

Taehyung
He takes after yours truly, you don't have to be so confused. You're welc

Taehyung
Wait HOBI DID WHAT?!

Seokjin
Hobi took Jiminie to the park?!;; I c u guys!!;

Seokjin
Hyung is so proud of you Jeongguk.

Jungkook
THATS

Jungkook
MY NAME WHAT

Jungkook
So this is how it feels to be loved huh! Call me more of that Hyungie

Hoseok
I'm... sorry guys

Jungkook
Hyung is being rly funni rn! Bc

Jungkook
Why are you sorry to us, when you should've been to Jiminie?

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