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Hoseok
Yoongi
So there's this new amusement park next town that will have its opening on the 15th
Hoseok
Wrong chat?
Hoseok
What happened to hello hi how are you
Yoongi
The fuck are you talking about
Hoseok
The fuck are you talking about?
Hoseok
Why are you telling me this
Yoongi
Uh- can't you see? I thought I was talking about the obvious
Hoseok
Obvious?
Hoseok
Does the amusement park have large swimming pools that can drown someone preferably named Jung Hoseok- oh wait isn't that me. Ah. So that's your plan huh I see I see
Yoongi
There's no such thing. Where the hell did you get that?
Hoseok
Well- if that's not it, then blast my brains for assuming, but are you taking me on a PUKE BARF VOMIT date?
Yoongi
Dude. When was the last time you had your brain checked? Didn't know you were on crack
Yoongi
I'm going to ask Jimin on a date, not you. Geez you're too slow. Must be your incompetent braincells
Hoseok
How the fuck am I not gonna jump into that conclusion if you told me? Hello??? You're the half-wit here
Yoongi
Well, that's because I want you to know that I'm taking a step up. Didn't want you to be surprised why Jimin would suddenly choose me over someone incompetent
Hoseok
Hah. Bet
Hoseok
I'll bring him to a fancier place
Hoseok
Amusement park? Really? Fuckin old school. Where is your damn originality now
Yoongi
Like you know better
Yoongi
Also, it's not about being old school or not. It's about whether you're heartfelt or just fucking it up
Hoseok
Don't lecture me. I know that, bud.
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