He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

054: So The Tea Is...

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Be The Shit

Taehyung
🍵🍵

Seokjin
??!?

Taehyung
I'm sipping tea, want some?

Seokjin
You know we do

Jungkook
I have something to say!

Seokjin
Bold of you to assume you have freedom of speech

Jungkook
You're a bee cus that stung

Namjoon
What's the tea

Taehyung
Two fuckers are spending time together right under our Jose's

Taehyung
Noses* lol that's funny who's Mexican here

Jungkook
Uh us???

Namjoon
The Mexicans?

Jungkook
No, the frackers.

Taehyung
Not us, you fucker.

Jungkook
But.

Jungkook
According to you

Jungkook
Us = spend time together, but us ≠ spend time together, but me ≠ fracker

Jungkook
???? lol which one is it Hyungie. Make up your mind and come back once you do

Taehyung
Broooo you're so irrelevant oh my God I wanna bash my head on a wall so fucking bad

Taehyung
Anyway. So the tea is...

Jungkook
GIVE ME A RESPONSE, HYUNG!

Taehyung
Hoseok and Yoongi ate lunch together

Jungkook
Kim Taehyung. If you don't reply to me. I swear to God, I'm not talking to you for a long time, maybe ever.

Taehyung
That's absurd. Anyway

Jungkook
Don't you "anyway" me right now. What are we?

Taehyung
One is a human and one is a dodo

Jungkook
Kim Taehyung, for the last time, what are we? If you say something wrong, I'm not talking to you anymore. I'm serious, and no that's not my name. Don't joke about that. I'm describing myself. Now tell me, what exactly are we?

Taehyung
I UHHH AM HAVIN CRAMPZ SLAYJDKSKEIDJSKDXJSKS

Taehyung
Dysmejtenorhea attacc of whatever sry guyz BYE

Seokjin
Bitch can't even spell dysmenorrhea

Namjoon
You're not a girl tho? What are you on

Jungkook
I can't do this anymore, I'm sorry.

Seokjin
So what was going on between Hoseok and Yoongi?

Yoongi
We're having a simple lunch. Rekindling the good ol' times. Don't talk shit about us.

Taehyung
Woah bro is INSULTED and I ain't done nuthin

Yoongi
Your existence is an insult

Taehyung
Kill yourself
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