Might be my favourite chapter. Change my mind 😁
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Hoseok
Yoongi
Uh, hey
Yoongi
When you said you're gonna take care of yourself regardless of me telling you to, I uhh do hope what you're saying is true?
Hoseok
What
Yoongi
Do you need a ride home? Or do we just traverse home together?
Yoongi
lol traverse
Yoongi
Anyway, which one would you prefer?
Hoseok
In which part of my body do you think would choose either of the two
Yoongi
I brought two helmets? Just in case?
Hoseok
1, why are you stating your statements with a question mark at the end of them lol
Hoseok
2, just in case what
Yoongi
Just in case if you wanted a ride
Yoongi
I usually park outside the municipal. I'm going to roam around the plaza first before going home, just call me alright?
Hoseok
Why would I?
Yoongi
To let me know? I don't know. What else? Or do you wanna talk over the phone?
Hoseok
How are you jumping into conclusions like that?
Hoseok
Plus, I'm not going home just yet
Hoseok
I uhh
Yoongi
Hmm?
Hoseok
Yeah, I uhh am doing something after school so
Hoseok
Sucks. Boohoo. Sad. But yeah, we can't go home together
Yoongi
Where you going?
Hoseok
Why do u have to know lol
Yoongi
I'm just asking
Hoseok
Since when do you ask stuff like this
Yoongi
Ever since?
Hoseok
Well, don't.
Yoongi
Do you like corndogs or tanghulu
Hoseok
Neither. Not hungry
Yoongi
Never you mind, I'm getting both
Hoseok
Tch you don't even know what I like
Yoongi
Oh?
Yoongi
Is that why you don't wanna eat? Because you're sulking? Come on, don't be a kid
Yoongi
Could've told me
Yoongi
I'm going to a convenience store. Your cream puff is on its way, princess
Hoseok
Fuck you
Hoseok
I said I'm not hungry
Yoongi
Maybe later you will be
Yoongi
Just let me know
Hoseok
I can buy those later. I'm not broke. I have money
Yoongi
Oh so do I, but I also have time which you don't so...
Yoongi
I'm just a text away, alright?
Hoseok
Whatever. The fuck
Yoongi
I will grate your fucking ass, ingrate
Yoongi
Say noted
Hoseok
Why should I?
Yoongi
Say it
Hoseok
No
Yoongi
Okay. Go on. You're on the right track. Three letters left. You can do it, slowly and surely.
Hoseok
I'm not trying to play with you. I already said no
Hoseok
Nope
Yoongi
Wrong letter. Oops. The stickman's leg is dismembered now, poor thing. All bc of you.
Hoseok
Dismembered?
Hoseok
Hangmans don't get dismembered. They are drawn to completion
Yoongi
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Hoseok
Your method of playing is so wrong
Yoongi
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Hoseok
That's not even hanging
Yoongi
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Hoseok
Okay, okay. Fine. Noted
Yoongi
The stickman has been released. With no legs and only one arm, albeit free. Thank you for playing.
Hoseok
You have a problem in the head
Yoongi
Maybe I do, because I can't get you off of it.
Message deleted.
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