He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

052: Jungschlong

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Be The Shit

Taehyung
More please

Yoongi
Get a room with your sexting. This is the group chat

Taehyung
More pleaseee @Seokjin, and this one's for you 🖕🍑🤢🔨⚰️ @Yoongi stfu as if you don't fuck your phone in the cord charger

Yoongi
Child

Seokjin
I'd have to shave your fucking head first

Taehyung
I wanna gooo baaald make me gooo baaald

Taehyung
Moreee Hyunggg treat us to more dinerz plz

Jungkook
I wonder what you'll look like as a Baldwin

Taehyung
Fuck you I'll look fire u eggnog

Jungkook
I was just curious what do you want from me u meanie

Taehyung
A fight. My wishlist. Give it to me.

Yoongi
Move the fuck on it's been ages

Taehyung
Uh no?

Yoongi
Uh why the fuck not.

Taehyung
Because????

Taehyung
You two once fought and now you're together. How's that.

Yoongi
Who the fuck is "you two"

Taehyung
Incorrect! Who the fuck are* you two! Tell him Jungkook, correct him!

Jungkook
Who the frack* is* "you two?*"

Jungkook
No SPG ❤️ and Yoongi is correct, Taehyungie

Jimin
I love to see this. Jungkook you cutie!

Taehyung
Fight me Jungkook

Jungkook
Jiminie is yours. I won't fight!

Taehyung
Idiot. This is just between us. Fight me. Right here, right now. I want to taste your blood

Yoongi
Weirdo

Namjoon
Dude just wanna get in your pants. Taste blood? More like the Jungschlong. Never listen to him

Taehyung
Give thee heed and thy shall see

Namjoon
See his ass crack, that's what

Seokjin
Give him a head, he said! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH TAEHYUNG YOU AINT SLICK STFU

Jungkook
Uhhhh oh look a butterfly brb catching it love you guys!

Seokjin
That was

Hoseok
random as fuck

Seokjin
Oh hi there Hobi

Hoseok
Suppo.

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