He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

009 : New Ship

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Bring The Sandwiches

Hoseok: And whose idiot changed the groupchat name???

Jungkook: I'm not an idiot! :(

Hoseok: Sure, dumbbell.

Jungkook: Hey, you're suppose to bully Yoongi Hyung!

Seokjin: JUNGKOOK JEON

Jungkook: Alright, alright.

Jungkook: I just want you guys to remember the day when you STOLE all the sandwiches I BROUGHT with me

Namjoon: Uh-huh, that were GIVEN by your mummy FREELY

Jungkook: But you didn't LEAVE any for ME

Seokjin: Because those were given for US, and for us ONLY :)

Taehyung: Plus, they're IN our stomachs already so if you wanna get em back--

Taehyung: We'll have to PUKE them first and give it to you, you're welcome

Yoongi: PERIODT PERIODITY PERIOD WITHOUT CRAMPS PERIODIC TABLE

Hoseok: Thanks for breaking the double caps in one sentence chain, bro.

Yoongi: No problem?

Hoseok: Man, fuck off.

Yoongi: That's debatable.

Hoseok: WHY TF DID YOU BREAK IT

Yoongi: Taehyung did it first, bitch.

Hoseok: He literally cut his sentence so 1/2 plus 1/2 equals?

Yoongi: 2/2 WHY.

Namjoon: Lmao, Jungkook, don't worry. You're not the only dumbbell here. XD

Jungkook: At least he's not the psychic here. ❤️

Hoseok: It's ONE, so basically Taehyung DIDN'T break it and you DID

Yoongi: HAH

Yoongi: You typed three (3) caps in one sentence so what now lol

Hoseok: Which is already broken by you, so shut up.

Yoongi: Then???

Yoongi: Why are you still making it a big deal if it's "already broken by me???"

Yoongi: You just always wanna mess with me, don't you?

Hoseok: That's not true

Jungkook: Okay, fine. I'm gonna forget about it.

Jungkook: And I hate to say this, but Hoseok Hyung. You're wrong :( we didn't form any sentence since a sentence usually begins with a capital letter AND concludes with appropriate end punctuation. :(

Hoseok: Don't go smart on me, Kook.

Jungkook: Gassssppp why do you always insult me, Hyungie ｡•́_•̀｡

Hoseok: ?? I literally just called you Kook????

Jungkook: Which is an insult btw :(

Hoseok: I wasn't trying to, but both works. :)

Jungkook: :((((

Jungkook: Anyone, buy me banana milk or I'm throwing tantrums shruggg shruggg

Taehyung: :00 in exchange for????

Jungkook: The new ship I concluded. :)

Taehyung: SHIT TEAAA

Taehyung: I'll buy you tons. Spill, sis.

Seokjin: Eww sis

Taehyung: Shhhhut the fuck up, Hyung. 😊

Jungkook: I concluded that--

Jungkook: Hoseok Hyung only wants to mess with Yoongi Hyung because he likes him so that they could have longer conversations with each other and they text in the groupchat to gain attention from us too therefore I announce a new ship by this conclusion of mine.

Namjoon: ALSJAKSJAJSJAKA DO TELL BAHAHA I'M SO READY TO TEASE THE SHIT OUTTA DEM

Taehyung: Your single ass is showing, Joonie.

Namjoon: Man, get the hell out.

Seokjin: I might just wanna fuck around and tease them as well so PLS WHAT IS IT

Taehyung: You guys are so fucking single wtf 😭

Namjoon: Okay, Mr. I'll keep my V-card till 22.

Taehyung: H-Hey! Not fair :(

Jungkook: It's Yoonseok 🤩

Taehyung: OOOOOHHHH I SHIP

Namjoon: I DIDN'T SAY I DO TOO BUT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYIN

Yoongi: Don't I have a say in this? Man, what the fuck?

Hoseok: YUCK I E 🤮

Namjoon: But really though

Namjoon: Jungkook's conclusion--

Namjoon: Was it true or was it not.

Namjoon: Aren't you even gonna deny or admit?

Hoseok: ..............

Taehyung: HE DIDN'T DENY SO IT'S A YES JSJSJSAFJDOS

Hoseok: EXCUSE YOU but I didn't admit either so 🤥

Yoongi: The only thing that is pure in this is bullcrap, and I'm out.

Hoseok: Man, I think I needa go too. I can't bear this shit with my two precious eyes.

Taehyung: You'll go???

Taehyung: With Yoongi???

Taehyung: ISN'T THAT A QUICK SAIL OF OUR SHIP KOOK BAHAHAHA

Jungkook: Yeahhhh but missing sub-unit who 🚪🚶‍♂️

Taehyung: What.

Seokjin: What

Namjoon: What

Jungkook: But you know what? We forgot about one thing

Namjoon: What?

Taehyung: WHAT?

Seokjin: What?

Jungkook: You guys, it's adding Jiminie back.

JIMIN WAS ADDED TO THE GROUPCHAT.

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