He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

042 : To Everyone

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Be The Shit

Hoseok
Hey

Taehyung
I farted lmao

Seokjin
I smell it, so mysterious and eerie

Taehyung
Fart? Mysterious and eerie?

Hoseok
I have something to say guys

Seokjin
Here it goes again! So fucking pungent and disgusting argh

Taehyung
I only farted once lol? And it was earlier! When we were together! At the cafeteria!

Seokjin
We were never together Kim Taehyung, don't go around spreading fake news like that istg

Taehyung
We were though?

Seokjin
Hm? And who courted who?

Taehyung
Cou

Taehyung
ruok

Jungkook
What's a couruok

Taehyung
It's a new spice, discovered by the Brits

Namjoon
I am: confusion

Namjoon
Why do you guys talk like that

Taehyung
Huh? What is there to be confused about?

Namjoon
This whole conversation idk

Taehyung
Well, lemme give you a rundown of this conversation right here:

Taehyung
Me: farted
Seokjin: smells it
Me: didn't fart
Seokjin: smells it again
Me: I meant I farted earlier when we were together (hence the past tense)
Seokjin: we ain't together tho? (pertaining to that of a romantic relationship)
Me: we were tho?
Seokjin: talks about courting as if smth like that happened the fuck
Me: ruok (r u ok?)
Dumbfart: 🦟🦟 🦟
Me: makes up smth cus I don't wanna deal with dumbfart mosquitos

Jungkook
Hobi said hey first tho

Taehyung
I can hear the mosquito again

Hoseok
Guys?

Seokjin
I smell the fart again

Jungkook
Can we guys listen to Hobi Hyung for a sec please? Just for the courtesy, if not respect

Taehyung
Did you smell my fart once again Seokjin

Seokjin
Not yet

Seokjin
But I did hear a mosquito

Namjoon
Guys

Seokjin
Oh hey, another person.

Namjoon
I texted earlier

Taehyung
Nah he meant, that makes us three! A trio! Threesome!

Namjoon
It wouldn't hurt to heed for a bit

Taehyung
What is a heed

Seokjin
Cannabis? Noggin?

Jungkook
Nice try. What you meant were weed and head, Hyungie. Now listen please.

Taehyung
I am listening

Taehyung
to I don't care by Edu Shirang feat. Biba

Namjoon
Hoseok? You there? You can speak whenever you like

Jungkook
Shh he's typing stop interrupting

Namjoon
Sorry

Hoseok
I'm so sorry for doing it here. I can't face you guys the same way I did before. To Jimin, I know what I did deserved to be hated on. You hate me, I know. But I know you're still gonna forgive me eventually, but I don't want you to go easy on me. You're a pure soul and everything and I don't ever wanna hurt you again. It's too late to say that, maybe. The damage has been done. But I still feel like I had to say that. To Yoongi, it wasn't acceptable of me for always putting the blame on you instead of holding accountability for what I've done. I'm so sorry about that. You wanted an explanation that I gave later than you wanted. I owned up what's yours. Everything. I regret everything. To Jungkook, you've helped me out a lot with anything about everything. You're a reliable friend. I will never know what to do without you. Thanks for being around and just existing. To Namjoon, you don't need this but thank you so much for taking care of Jimin and treating himthe way he deserves to be treated. You are the comfort that he should be seeking. To everyone, I'm so sorry for being reclusive around you guys. I just can't bring myself to look you in the eyes after what happened. I know you're still behind the curtains of confusion about what really did happen. I wanna tell you guys that I've regretted everything that had occured. I don't want our group to come crushing down because of what I have done as an immature fool. Please guys, I ask for your forgiveness. It'll take time, I know. But please, don't forget to reconsider it. Especially to Jimin. I'm so fucking sorry.

SEEN BY EVERYONE.

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I ended an online meeting call. How do I cope with this