He's Not Yours, I Am | Sope

058: Life Lessons

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Taehyung

Hoseok
What the fuck is your deal?

Taehyung
You know a block button is a click away, don't you.

Hoseok
You think I give a shit?

Taehyung
Who the fuck put a stick up your ass? Not Yoongi, I suppose, in a literal sense.

Taehyung
He's never gonna nail your hungry ass and that's what's making you upset, lashing out on me like this the fuck

Hoseok
I apologise. Anyway

Hoseok
You have to sort things out with Jungkook

Hoseok
I know that you know that

Taehyung
What a fucking segue u scared little spineless jackass

Hoseok
Really. Before everything's too late and you're left questioning all your life decisions

Taehyung
The fuck do you think you are, ordering me around like you're the fucking boss of me

Taehyung
Oh right, an iniquitous baboon who only thinks about no one but himself. That's who

Hoseok
Why are you so angry dude

Taehyung
You trying to talk to me like a good ol' know-it-all, that's what

Taehyung
It's a fucking comedy how you think I'll listen to your stupid ass and also a bit pathetic on your part

Hoseok
Oh, you will

Hoseok
Before it's too late. Before you face what I've faced and become just like me

Taehyung
Don't type out life lessons. No one listens to people who are in no better place than they're lecturing

Hoseok
Jungkook, just like Jimin, has a very pure soul. You don't wanna deteriorate it by treating the stuff that matters to him so much like a trifle, do you?

Taehyung
You're just making a mountain out of a molehill. What could go wrong lol just shut the fuck up u turd

Hoseok
Huh. Shut the fuck up, I see.

Hoseok
Know what. Fine. Don't listen.

Hoseok
I just hope you don't regret not doing  you're supposed to do. Oh well. I've done my part. Good bye.

Taehyung
Piss off

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