021 : Tone It Down

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Jungkook

Namjoon: Will you tone it down

Jungkook: Hello Hyung!!!

Namjoon: Will you?

Jungkook: Aww but I thought I was u guys' bb :(((( What happened to that now

Namjoon: What does that have something to do with toning down Jungcroc

Jungkook: I dun swear cuz that's bad and demeaning but mainly becuz I have an image of being the baby of the group

Namjoon: And whoever the fuck told you that you're the baby of the group

Jungkook: Told me? Told??? Me??? But isn't that like... automatic or something

Jungkook: Youngest = baby

Jungkook: Me = youngest

Jungkook: Therefore, me = baby

Namjoon: Nah. Technically Jimin = baby

Jungkook: But he's supposed to be the angloo

Namjoon: Tf did your keyboard autocorrect for you

Jungkook: Right. You don't talk baby

Jungkook: Angel***

Namjoon: Damn you're right on this one

Jungkook: So does that make me the baby now :-)))

Namjoon: What gives you the idea that you have a role

Jungkook: Does that mean Jimin has two amazing roles while I don't have a single one :-((

Namjoon: That's kinda not what it is and you're kinda just jumping into conclusions but that's exactly what it is and no you're not jumping into conclusions

Jungkook: GAAAAASPPPP WJY ARE YPU SO MEANNNN

Namjoon: Our youngest is just the cutest

Jungkook: Then that's my role!! Gimme that I claim that!!! The cutest 🤗

Namjoon: What gives you the idea that I can give out roles

Jungkook: Hmmphhh you're just so meannn

Jungkook: All of u areee

Jungkook: I h-word u guyz for twenty minz

Namjoon: So anyway. Tone it down

Jungkook: Tone what down Hyungfmn :-( Pls speak clearer I'm not a mind reader of some sort

Namjoon: Psykook??? Really now

Jungkook: In my defense, it was not self-proclaimed

Namjoon: I think you can have a role. I'll talk it out to the groupchat

Jungkook: Is it some cool role Hyungg :-D

Namjoon: Being the group psychic, if you find that cool. That is, if you guess what I'm talking about

Jungkook: Well- is this a proclamation that Jiminie Hyung is affected by the two's gradually growing friendship because once they lose their "rivalry" he fears that they will also lose interest in him which would result into him feeling unwanted and discarded and them thriving in their friendship? I just wanna mention that you should know that I, Jeon Jungkook, in no way, shape, or form want our dear Jimin to drown in devastation. What I'm doing is only a test of loyalty, on who's actually gonna stay with him. From what I can tell, the two pose sham admiration. If you like someone and want to pursue them, why are you bitter to your competetor than just stay exactly what you are and prove your worth to your source of admiration? If anything, there's something fishy going on with them. The competition doesn't seem to be the rivalry between who's gonna win Jimin's heart, but between something else. Could be their past that we have no idea of, could be that they're confused about something about each other or could just be that they wait the other to see their work, regardless if Jimin does

Jungkook: I mean I dun really kno cuzh am just a bb but what if I got it right ya knoe then I could debut as the group psychic :-) r u proud or disepointed in me Hyungggh

Namjoon: J-Jungkook- no. Who the fuck are you???

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