CHAT ONE.

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*Rey Nobody has added in Hugs, Peanut, Rosie, Emo Bitch, Thicc Space Pilot, Orange Ball, Emo Bitch's Love Interest*


YOU
REY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

KYLO
This is where the fun begins

GENERAL HUX
The Scavenger did this... DESPICABLE.

ROSE
Hi guys! ☺️

POE
Oh. My. STARS.

FINN
Who is Kylo Ren's love interest?

YOU
......

KYLO
.........

REY
KSJAJSJDJSNDJ

POE
WE ARENT DOING THIS RN?!?! HELP

FINN
WAIT, HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO
PUT BB-8 INTO THIS?!?!!!!

REY
idk ask poe

HUGS
I'm muting y'all 😭

KYLO
Where is my future empress at

YOU
literally fuck off i burned the flowers
you sent me you twerp

KYLO
So you do love me?

REY
THIS IS PATHETIC

ROSE
I made brownies who wants some

FINN
IM COMING RN HOLD ON

POE
GET AWAY FROM IT FATASS THEY ARE MINE

HUGS
May I have some, Rose?

ROSE
Of course! 😊 I'll have a droid send some to you!

KYLO
So....... gf.....

YOU
i'm going to bang my head
against A WALL

REY
don't take his hand babe <3

KYLO
Shut up Rey

REY
I WILL ADD UR MOTHER?!?!!!

FINN
Poe just hid the brownies help

POE
i didn't hide them .

YOU
this cannot end well

ROSE
Hux, I will send you a cake instead.
Boys do not know how to behave.

KYLO
Girlfriend I'm on my way

YOU
i will literally stab you w/ a fork.

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