KYLO
Hey, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
REY
what is wrong w you? you're a literal hazard to humanity.
YOU
AND A COWARD. DO TWENTY!
LEIA
when i die, i want my son to lower me so he can let me down one last time
POE
CRYINGNDKWOIDJDJSHS
FINN
THAT IS SO FUNNY WAIT
HUGS
I miss Rose ):
ROSE
I miss you too ❤️
POE
[retches]
FINN
PLWASEJFJDOEIH ITS NICE ROSE FOUND SOMEONE
POE
YEAH SOMEONE WHO IS THE LITERAL ENEMY
REY
you are all menaces
KYLO
literally stfu
REY
i beat your ass once, i'll do it again
KYLO
ur still paying for the damages of my grandfather's helmet
LEIA
WHY DO YOU OWN YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HELMET?
KYLO
REAL QUESTION IS WHY DONT YOU OWN GRANDFATHER'S HELMET?
YOU
the way i just facepalmed myself omg
KYLO
why did u never speak 2 grandfather
LEIA
ben ur grandfather was a literal mass murderer and blew up my home planet
KYLO
i think it was out of love
POE
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
FINN
DAMERON CALM DOWN
YOU
Benjamin Organa Solo Skywalker. You are by the far the most arrogant, stupidest piece of shit I have ever met in my entire existence.
KYLO
you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
LEIA
CAN WE NOT SAY STUFF LIKE THAT PLEASE
HUGS
i totally forgot leia was here
ROSE
get off ur datapad i'm literally giving you head rn
REY
AAAYYYOOOOOOO 😭
POE
THAT WAS A WHOLE ASS TURN OK
FINN
poe come to my quarters
POE
why?
FINN
just come pls
LEIA
everyone is getting their guts rearranged and stuffed but i can't because my son killed my only source of dick
KYLO
he shouldn't have came to the base
LEIA
next time i see you i'm beating ur ass
KYLO
no ❤️
REY
threesome @ kylo n y/n?
YOU
my quarters r opened n free
KYLO
i'll grab the collar and restraints
LEIA
Oh my kriff
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