REY
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP LITTLE SHITS
POE
I—
REY
not u y/n,,, ur amazing and we are thrilled to have u here
YOU
THANK YOU???? 😭
FINN
rey what the fuck is going on
KYLO
she tryna kill palpatine LMFAO
HUGS
Don't let your personal feelings ruin our plans, Ren.
ROSE
Hux... SHUT UP—
LEIA
I forgot I was put in here.
YOU
aint that raggy ass bottom foot fungus smells of rotten goat cheese crispier than anakin skywalker suppose to be DEAD?
REY
PWLAJDJEKDHEJD
NOT HER DRAGGING PALP—
KYLO
YOU DID NOT JUST BRING MY GRANDFATHER INTO THIS
LEIA
Yes.... he is suppose to be dead.
FINN
If Anakin comes back, I will be hyperspacing myself into the galaxy
POE
i will as well—
they just ain't ready for these hips and ass
ROSE
LITERALLY NOT THE TIME, DAMERON
POE
palpatine gonna want a piece of this delicious, juicy, bouncer than bigger than snoke big forehead, cute ass.
KYLO
WHY MUST YOU DRAG IN MY OLD MENTOR
REY
you mean the man who literally tortured you.... since like... BIRTH?!?!!!!
KYLO
Yes, Rey.
FINN
SKDJDKDHSKHFHD
LEIA
You children are a MESS.
YOU
y'all think kylo will kill me
the same way anakin killed padme
CHEWBACCA
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BB-8
BEEPPP
LEIA
SOMEONE GET THE WALKING FUR CARPET AND ORANGE BALL OUT OF HERE
POE
i don't even know what's happening anymore
ROSE
wait so palpatine is back—
KYLO
Yes, and I am going to Exegol as we speak.
YOU
sir i will stab you w/ a fork
FINN
you also remind me of a feisty animal
POE
YEAH ME TOO
ROSE
wack
HUGS
she's like a little kitten...
KYLO
AYO STFU ABT MY SOULMATE
LEIA
A kitten? Have you lost your kriffing mind?
HUGS
I lost it a while ago, but it made me hot and gay
REY
I.... I'm not even going to ask
KYLO
throwback to when hux and i made out
YOU
throwback to when you were
whimpering and call me mommy
OH WAIT THAT WAS JUST LAST NIGHT.
KYLO
IM OUT OF HERE
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfic"KYLO: DID YOU JUST SEND ME TOE PICTURES?!" in which you are put into a chaotic, messy group chat with the (sequel) characters of star wars. **this is meant purely for entertainment and humor. all the characters in here are from the sequels, and ref...
