REY
i think if i were to die, i'd reincarnate into a bird
POE
rey wtf.
FINN
same tho.... or at least a penguin
YOU
ok how much did y'all smoke
KYLO
YOU GUYS SMOKED AND DIDNT WANNA TELL ME ???
POE
'cus every time u smoke w us, u think the walls r speaking to you
KYLO
THAT WAS ONE TIME, BRO.
HUX
The last time Supreme Leader did weed, he did, indeed, think the walls were jelly and talking to him
KYLO
okay and how would u know that.
HUX
you literally grabbed onto me and said "the walls r saying palpatine likes to be pegged."
KYLO
....
REY
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU
can u guys stfu pls i'm tryna nap
ROSE
GUYS !!!!!!!
HUX
Yes, sweetheart?
KYLO
Gross.
REY
not kylo still being grumpy
POE
wait, why is he grumpy to begin with??
FINN
ask his lil gf
YOU
kylo... stop being dramatic 🙄
REY
i stand corrected
ROSE
WAIT WHAT HAPPENED?
HUX
who's gonna explain
POE
omfg wait
FINN
WAIT.
REY
YEP! kylo forgot y/n's birthday
FINN
so then why is he grumpy????
REY
because when she brought it up to kylo, he told her he was sorry numerous times and that if she preferred for him to fuck her brains out rather than have a birthday celebration
FINN
OK AND—
REY
so then she got mad at him, saying how he was a fucking piece of shit and that she knows his knights would treat her better than his — and i QUOTE — "pissy baby egregious skank self" and, she stormed out of his quarters.
KYLO
You guys want her back? I don't want her anymore.
POE
bro. u forgot her birthday.
LEIA
Y/n, dear :( Come by for supper, and we will throw you a birthday !
HUX
Eeerrrr...... Kylo is currently throwing things in his quarters rn.
BB-8
beep.
YOU
HE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY.
REY
yall just need to hate fuck it out, honestly. that's how you've solved 98% of ur relationship problems.
FINN
so true
YOU
i don't want his filthy hands on me
KYLO
That's not what you've been saying for this past week. May I have to remind you how many times you nearly tapped out ?
REY
OK OK AYOOOOOOO UR MOTHER IS IN THIS CHAT
LEIA
Yes. And quite frankly, I'm disturbed to know my son is a sex fiend.
KYLO
Mom, I'm sorry.
LEIA
Apologize to ur girlfriend, Ben! Not me.... and do it properly, not with your penis.
KYLO
MOM.
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