CHAT FOURTEEN.

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KYLO
hey raging useless cunts

YOU
shut the fuck up before i rip
off ur ballsack

REY
anf for once, i thought
we were gonna get peace and
quiet

POE
this chat will never quiet tf

FINN
kylo's mom is hot, but
his behavior isn't

KYLO
WHEN WILL YOU ALL SHUT
UP ABT MY MOM

YOU
idk when will
u stop trying to dictate the
whole fucking galaxy

HUX
General Organa is literally old.

REY
ok but she looks hotter than ever???

KYLO
REY SHUT UP?

REY
don't u have a corner
to go cry in.

POE
LMFAOOAJDKANSJSN

YOU
you all make me
want to start smoking.

KYLO
and you make me want
to burn up ur quarters,
but u don't hear me complaining

YOU
😐

REY
when he's also an arsonist ❤️

POE
add that to the list of his many
criminal offenses

KYLO
i'm literally the supreme leader,
i don't have any offenses.

ROSE
well according to literally human
laws, u do.

KYLO
but they don't exist around me

POE
omg.

FINN
can someone beat his ass pls

YOU
IM ALREADY ON IT

REY
you all remember that time
y/n stabbed ren in the leg

HUX
Yes. But, I'd do worse!

POE
do u think y/n is capable of beating
his ass tho

HUX
Oh, definitely! In fact, I hear
Ren pleading and screaming
right now.

FINN
LMFAOOOO SEND PROOF

HUX
Audio Message (0:24)

REY
NAAAUURRR IM LITERALLG
IN TWARS HELPPSANJZAKSN

FINN
ISTG I HEARD A BELT HIT
HIM ??? 😭

POE
AND Y/N CALLING HIM
A PIECE OF SHIT WITH A DEAD
DAD ?????

REY
REN IS GONNA DIE

ROSE
and no one is gonna stop y/n???

HUX
No.

REY
why would we?

POE
i'll be surprised if y/n doesn't
throw a sandal at him next

HUX
Y/N CHASED HIM TO THE
MESS HALL AND NOW HE'S
GETTING KNIVES THROWN
AT HKM.

REY
SHUT UP .

POE
WKDIWMJDHDKAHXNAJDN

FINN
NOW I AM OFFICIALLY
AFRAID OF Y/N.

YOU
hey everyone :)

REY
...

omg hey bff!

POE
how r u 😍🤞🏼

HUX
Did you kill him?

KYLO
no but i am currently locked
in a closet somewhere.

REY
now why would u
reveal ur location .

POE
istg idk how he's a supreme leader

FINN
well it all started when him
and rey decided to be senseless
fuckers....

POE
I WAS BEING RHETORICAL

HUX
HERE COMES ROUND 2.

KYLO
OH NO

YOU
i'm gonna end u.

REY
why is it every time
y/n and kylo fight, it
sounds like they're just
flirting.

POE
getting knives thrown at u
isn't flirting

YOU
then how come my
mom did it to my dad all
the time.

FINN
cus ur parents were fucked
in the head😭

KYLO
he's not wrong.

let's start w ur father

YOU
YOU RLLY WANNA
START ON THE TOPIC
OF FATHERS RN, BENJAMIN?

KYLO
...

no thank u

HUX
we all have some sort
of fucked up trauma from
our parents.

POE
you say that like it's a
normal thing or occurrence

YOU
...

is it not?

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