CHAT THREE.

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KYLO

I scored your bitch, Rey ❤️

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I scored your bitch, Rey ❤️

YOU
KYLO STFUUDHSHDHD
might as well leak my tiddy pics

KYLO
.....Can I?

YOU
NO???? THAT WAS
A RHETORICAL STATEMENT

REY
Pull up Kylo Ren 🙂

FINN
IM SCARED HELP

POE
Finn, why don't you ever take
baths with me?

FINN
Because you try drowning me....

HUGS
This is the stupidest conversation
I have ever been part of.

ROSE
Hi Hux! ☺️

HUGS
nvm i like it now

FINN
HELLO????? HUX AND ROSE????

POE
i gagged srry

KYLO
Hux needed some pussy.

YOU
shut up ren

KYLO
I just got done rearranging
ur guts r we serious rn

REY
ik this is bad timing cus of the sexual
tension but can i add chewie

FINN
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SCORE
CHEWBACCA A DATAPAD? DOES HE EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT SHIT?

POE
He literally is the smartest Wookie, shut up you dumbo

KYLO
CAN WE NOT ADD—

*Rey has added in Fur Carpet*

REY
THERE WE GO

KYLO
I'm going to off myself

HUGS
Rose, are you available this afternoon for
a picnic on Naboo?

ROSE
Yes! I would love that. 😊

FINN
YEAH DIDNT EXPECT THAT SHIT.

POE
She literally baked him a tray of cupcakes and brownies yesterday...

CHEWBACCA
JSKDHFHDjsjsjUiKhsjsjdusIkwjebd

YOU
I think he is speaking

KYLO
No shit. Thank you, Captain Obvious

REY
FUCK 😭💀

POE
KYLO HAS BALLS BYEEJEHSJSH

HUGS
Rose, text me back please. I want to wear coordinate outfits!

ROSE
alright!

FINN
Hux and Rose r having their own little moment ok

YOU
ren i will expose u rn

KYLO
NO. DON'T YOU DARE.

REY
SHIT I WANNA KNOW

POE
ME TOO WTF

FINN
SPILL BESTIE PPUUURRRRR

CHEWBACCA
Audio Message (0:30)

YOU
kylo likes being pegged.

REY
SCREAMAIDNHEJSJSJF

POE
OH MY GDOODSJSJJDJDJDNS

FINN
WHATDIDSHESAYYYYSSHBDBD

CHEWBACCA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

KYLO
IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU

YOU
just like ur dad? 😍

REY
SHE JUST KEEPS GOINGJSHSHS

ROSE
WHAT DID I JUST READ

HUGS
I knew this, actually.

YOU
how.....

HUGS
Don't tell Snoke.

KYLO
Snoke is dead......

HUGS
Yes, but his presence still lingers...

ROSE
.....

REY
This was the weirdest convo we had.

FINN
Does he call you mommy or what

POE
PLEKAJSEJJSAKFHFJ

KYLO
CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP?

POE
Or what? You're gonna use the force against us?

REY
FUCKDHSHSJSHGDDH

FINN
Kylo Ren is a crybaby who throws tantrums and can never fulfill Vader's legacy ✨

YOU
he pleads and whines when he about to c*m and then whimpers miss or mistress

*Emo Bitch has left the groupchat*

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