YOU
when's the next
family dinner.
KYLO
U know I hate those
REY
no one asked, no one cares,
plus ur always groaning
during it
POE
i mean, we aren't busy
for the next several days.....
LEIA
I'd love to have another one!!
YOU
i'll make sure kylo
doesn't fuck me this time
FINN
thank u, ur so loud
POE
LITERALLY WAS SCREAMINF
DADDY AND SIR BACK N
FORTH
REY
i wake up drenched in sweat
when i can hear u screaming
for him
LEIA
STOP IT.
FINN
ur son is an animal 😭😭
KYLO
I'M NOT
POE
ok and i'm not fruity
oh wait.
ROSE
u all make me regret
joining the resistance everyday
LEIA
I need a drink.
FINN
leia is mixing tequila, vodka,
and bourbon together rn.
should we be concerned
KYLO
That's her normal drink,
she had it everyday when I
was a kid
LEIA
BENJAMIN SOLO, SILENCE.
REY
so she doesn't add like any...
lime juice or anything?
KYLO
Nope ! Straight liquor, just
mixed all together
FINN
THATS GOTTA BE SOME
HARDCORE LIQUOR
LEIA
This is why I wanted a daughter
sometimes
KYLO
TOO BAD, CRY ABOUT IT
YOU
y'all need to go to
family therapy cus damn
worse than my own parents
KYLO
U barely have any recollection
of ur parents can U shut
the fuck up
YOU
ur dad barely loved u
i know u ain't tryna talk rn
LEIA
Y/N . 😡
YOU
JUST STATING THE FACTS
FINN
istg every time i
think we will have a
normal conversation,
we never do .
POE
RAWR xD
REY
..
never again.
ROSE
has anyone heard from hux
KYLO
Oh, my incompetent general ?
He's being wanking himself
for the past hour or two
ROSE
WHAT
KYLO
Yeah ! He has a problem
POE
BUT WHY
KYLO
TF I KNOW ! HE JUST
WANKS HIMSELF WHEN
HE FEELS LIKE IT
A MAN NEEDS TO WANK
POE
CAN YOU STOP SAYING WANK
KYLO
WANK
LEIA
BENJAMIN
KYLO
Don't B mad cus Dad isn't here
to back U up
LEIA
I NEED TO GO TAKE A BOWL
YOU
i literally leave for abt two
minutes to cook noodles,
and ur talking abt wanking.
KYLO
Rose started it
ROSE
I DIDN'T ?????
KYLO
You kinda did...
POE
leia is taking the fattest rip
out of her bong rn
YOU
which bong? the
one shaped like
han solo's penis, the one
that is of darth vader helmet,
or the one that is covered with
glitter and sprinkles
POE
han solo one
KYLO
MOM WHY DO U HAVE A
REPLICA OF DAD'S PENIS
AS A BONG
LEIA
So I can hold onto
the feeling of giving him head
REY
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
wait can i smoke w u
LEIA
Yes, come quickly
ROSE
oh my god what is even
going on
KYLO
Keep up, and you'd know
YOU
WHY DO U HAVE IT
OUT FOR ROSE
KYLO
I don't ????
ROSE
u literally do
KYLO
Shut up before I get Hux
to break up with you
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