IwaOi oneshots

Parenting

Category: Fluff
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Oikawa was slightly scared. Sitting on his kitchen table was a child. With a note and blanket. Just sitting there. Staring at him.

He slowly approached the child, wanting to read the note. He took the note from the child's hands, and started reading.

Dear Toru,

You and Hajime are going to have to look after this robot child for a week. It's not an actual child, it's just a robot, whom looks like your future child.

I have left a bag of necessities in you're living room. It has everything you will need. Please don't get mad. Me and my friend, Yui, just wished to know how well the pair of you could take after a child.

Me and Yui will come and pick this.. thing.. up at the weeks end. If the child is hurt in anyway, we will know you can't take care of children, and will be highly disappointed.

We are counting on you two.

Yours sincerely-
Mai Azumi and Yui Nishinoya (these are oc's that might pop up later)

Oikawa was confused. Who were these people? They were complete strangers, who had left a child on his kitchen table.

Oikawa was still staring blankly at it when Iwazumi came down stairs. "Toru? Baby? What's wrong?" Iwazumi asked, wrapping his arms around Oikawa waist. Instead of answering verbally, Oikawa just pointed to the 'child'. "What in the actual fuck is that?!" Iwazumi said. Oikawa handed him the letter. "So.. that's what our future child will look like?" Oikawa nodded his head. He was now taking in the child's features. He had black hair like Iwazumi, but light brown eyes like Toru. His face structure was the same as Toru's. He had a cute button nose, which he also got from Toru, again.

"So, we have to take care of a child, that was dropped at our house by complete strangers, for a week?" "Yes" "And you're okay with this?!" Hajime asked shocked. "Ye-no." Hajime just sighed. Both him and Toru had work all week. They both worked from 6 'till some time mate at night. Toru, when he got home -because he was home first usually-, would cook something really quick to eat. He'd wait for Hajime to get home before starting. Once they were finished they'd watch their show, then go to bed to sleep. But now with this child to look after, one of them was going have to take the week off. And it wasn't going to be Hajime. He knew for a fact that Toru needed a break. He could tell by his body language. He knew that his Baby Boy was over working himself again. So, this child would be the perfect opportunity to have some sort of break.

Day #1:
The house was filled with utter chaos. There was crying from the baby's makeshift room. There was also coming from the adults room. The child was crying because it had shit it's diaper. Toru was crying because he fell in the shower, and landed in his bad knee. Oh how bad Hajime just wanted to rip the child's head off. He was trying to calm down Toru, with numbing the pain in his knee, whilst that stupid thing was wailing. "Hajime, just go shut up the thing! I'm getting a headache!" Hajime heard Toru whine. "Fine, but don't move. Not an inch. If you have I will strap you to the bed." "Yes, sir." 

So, Iwazumi left his Toru sitting in the bed with an ice pack over his knee. He walked down the hall were the obnoxious wailing was coming from. He opened the door and was met with the smell of baby shit. At least he found the problem. Iwazumi got everything he needed to change the things diaper. He almost vomited twice whilst changing its poop holder. He started rocking the child to sleep, so he could go back and tend to Toru. The child fell asleep two minutes later. He was halfway down the hall when it started crying again. "Oh for the love of god! Just shut UP!" This was going to be a long week.

Day #2:
Toru was in the kitchen. He was making lunch for Hajime. He was also heating up milk for the 'child'. He heard the stairs creak, and heard someone come into the kitchen. He felt a pair of arms wrap themselves around his waist. He lent his head back on the broad shoulder, humming contently. "Afternoon" Hajime said in greeting. "Good afternoon. How's the child. Also, we should name it. It's becoming weird just calling it 'the child'." "I agree, we can't just keeping calling it that. What are you making? It smells reaallly good." "Thank you Hajime, I'm making Miso soup. I'm feeling lazy so I'm not making much. Also, could you the baby bottle out of the microwave? And go feed the child? I don't want to be rudely disrupted by it's loud whines." "*sigh* fine. But I want a kiss for a reward afterwards." "Oki"

Iwazumi made his way back up the stairs with the milk in his hand. He reached the child's room and opened the door. He looked over to the crib that was stationed in the corner of the room and let out a silent chuckle. The child, they really need to name it, was sleeping on its back, with its limbs spread out. A tiny bit of drule slipping out the side of its mouth. He walked over and gently shook it awake. The baby awoke almost immediately, and made gibberish sounds when he saw Hajime. Hajime smiled slightly, and put the bottle in the baby's mouth. The child was contently sucking on it. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all.

Day #3:
Toru and Hajime were currently on the couch. Hajime had finished work for the day, and Toru had the week off to look after Ayoto (that's what they decided to name it). Ayoto was currently in her room, taking a nap. Who knew baby's had to sleep so much. As Toru was snuggled into Hajime's chest, Hajime was fixated on the T.V. Toru was slowly falling asleep, content in the arms of his beloved husband. Hajime felt Toru  go slightly limp, and looked down at him. He coo'd at the sight. Tour's pretty brown eyes were shut gently, his eyelids resting against his cheeks. His mouth was slightly open, allowing his toung to stick out slightly. There was only one word for the sight. Adorable. Hajime got his phone and took a picture, making it his Home Screen. He was shaken out of his thoughts by a cry. A cry of a baby to be more specific. Not wanting Ayoto to wake up Toru, Hajime carefully got off the couch. He quickly but quietly made his way up the stairs to Ayoto's room.  He opened the door and made his way towards Ayoto. By the looks of it, she had pooped in her diaper. Hajime picked Ayoto up and carried her to the changing table. He quickly cleaned and changed her. He was putting her back in her crib but she wouldn't let go of him.

After five more minutes of trying to get Ayoto to let go of him, he sighed and walked out the door, heading back down the living room. He made his way back to the couch Toru was sleeping in, and slid back into his seat. As soon as he had sat down, Toru cuddled in to his chest. He chuckled. Hajime was still holding Ayoto, thinking of how this was gonna work. He moved Toru arms, widening them. He then placed little Ayoto on his chest. Now you may be concerned. 'Toru is sleeping, he can't hold a baby!' He can actually. Toru doesn't move when he sleeps, and he's used to holding things when he's sleeping, so he won't drop her. Hajime then got comfortable and rested his head in the couch pillow. Tour's head still resting in his chest. His last thought before he fell asleep was 'I could live with this..'

(A/N: I'm going to make a part two of this. It's just getting a little long. I will try and post it soon. I don't know when though.)