❥๑━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━๑❥(Jennie's OOTD)
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J E N N I ERight now, the cheerios and I are currently practicing for our upcoming cheerleading competition. Coach Sue has been adding all the BMX bike and fire stunts to our routine.
She even made us all wear blue wigs. Once the routine was finished and we were trying to catch our breath, coach Sue sat there with an unimpressed look on her face.
"I'm bored. Ladies, I am at a loss. Brittany, please remind me of how I single-handedly put cheerleading on the map." Our coach ordered.
"In 1979, you directed a made-for-TV movie about the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders called The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders." The blonde-haired girl answered.
"That is correct. And in the meantime, what's changed?" Sue asked us. "Don't know but, you're probably gonna tell us anyways." I replied as I folded my arms uninterestedly.
"Personal grooming habits?" Quinn asked. "What's changed is I have completely lost interest. And ladies, I blame you. Becky more silicone falsies." Coach Sylvester ordered. "Got it, coach." Becky replied before running off.
"You will each enhance your bust with an additional pair of chicken cutlets, in an attempt to add some jiggle to what is the most boring routine I have ever witnessed." Our cheerleading coach ordered as we were handed raw poultry.
"Boring? Do you not see the x-games going on behind us? Are you not seeing these men riding their bikes jumping through literal fire?" I asked in utter disbelief.
"But Coach Sylvester, this is the most elaborate routine the Cheerios have ever done. We're shoo-ins at Regionals next week, and we're the favorite to win at Nationals." Quinn added.
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