𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚・k. tanjiro

extra・grocery store

(｀・ω・') warning- cursing
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・2nd pov

"I can't believe I brought you three idiots here to come with me," you sighed as you pushed your shopping cart, "Make sure not to cause any ruckus guys, I don't want to be kicked out of the market again like last time."

"Aye aye captain!" Tanjiro saluted followed by a snickering Zenitsu, angry Inosuke, and confused Nezuko.

"Hey, I didn't even want to be here!" Inosuke yelled, pointing a finger at you, "Your dumb brother forced me here 'cause he's too scared that Gonpachiro was gonna to flirt with ya!"

"W- What?" Tanjiro blushed, "Zenitsu you flirt with my sister too!"

"Excuse me!?"

I'm surrounded my idiots, utter fools, you thought as the three continued to bicker.

You passed by the frozen aisle section, a carton of milk catching your eye, "Hey guys, do you think we need to get more milk?"

Zenitsu dramatically gasped, "No way, Y/N! Don't get the Milk... researchers has revealed that as soon as you buy the Milk your dad leaves you!"

You rolled your eyes and threw the carton into the cart, "Yeah, whatever you say buddy, we don't even have a dad. Plus, I need milk for my applejacks."

"Ew applejacks?" Inosuke shuddered, "Hell no! We aren't getting apple jacks, lucky charms or nothing!"

"The fuck? Lucky charms? You are disgusting Inosuke!"

"The hell did you say to me runt?"

"Want me to repeat it? Fine! You are disgusting!"

"Say that again bitch!"

"Fight me you scrub!"

"Cover your eyes Nezuko," Tanjiro muttered, putting his hands over his sister's eyes.

In the end, Inosuke received a black eye while you only had a scratch on your cheek.

"Are you guys done? We only have milk and cereal after the two of you fought," Tanjiro asked, lazily retying his ponytail, "I'm also kinda craving some curry, can we get a mix?"

Nezuko nodded in agreement, followed by Zenitsu who just wanted to be in sync with her.

You sighed, carefully thinking about his suggestion for awhile until you finally nodded, "Yeah sure, curry does sound good," you turned your head to the bluenette, "Oi, Inosuke! Get us the curry mix, it should be at the left side of the store."

"Eh? Why me!" Inosuke shouted.

"Get the fuck out of here and get the damn curry mix," you threatened, "Or no dinner for a month."

"Tch, fine woman!"

You internally grimaced at yourself if you really made the right decision, the idiot probably already got lost for the first fifteen seconds by himself in the store.

"Anyways, Tanjiro is there anything else you would like for the week?" You queried, "I don't really want to go shopping again so I want to pack as much things as we can in our cart."

The said boy smiled, "Anything you like is what I like! Your food is always great so I don't really think I'm craving anything besides curry and your cooking."

You couldn't help but blush as you gave a bashful grin towards Tanjiro, "Awh, really? Gee, thanks Ta-"

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, TANJIRO!?" Zenitsu screeched, "DIRTYING MY SISTER WITH YOUR DIRTY WORDS? WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING TO HER YOU MONSTER!"

"No, Zenitsu it's nothing like that!" He sputtered, cheeks unhelpfully burning red, "I was just complimenting her cooking skills!"

"EH!? COOKING SKILLS? ARE YOU SAY THAT CAUSE SHE'S A GIRL!?"

"Zenitsu, it isn't like that! All I was saying was that she's good at cooking, nothing else!"

But no matter what Tanjiro said, the blonde kept throwing layers of accusations and accusations towards the mahogany-haired boy.

"LISTEN HERE YOU!" He screeched, "I ONLY DRINK RESPECT WOMEN JUICE™! RESPECT MY SISTER YOU BRAT!!"

You quickly slapped the back of his head, your cheeks painted red, causing you to shut your brother up, "Be quiet, Zenitsu! Get out of here with Nezuko and find Inosuke to see if he has the curry mix! Now!"

"Y- You traitor!" He stammered in disbelief, "Idiot sister, idiot sister! Let's go, Nezuko!"

He swiftly grabbed the younger girl's hand before bolting out of the aisle as you swore you heard him repeat the same words 'traitor' alongside.

Sighing, you apologized to Tanjiro who didn't fail to accept your apology easily. But after awhile, a new idea popped into your mind to tease him a bit.

You weren't a bad person, you swear!

Maybe.

Nudging the boy, you whispered beside him, "You know, Tanjiro... I wouldn't mind if you flirted with me."

"E- Eh?" He stuttered, "... well, I guess I wouldn't mind either..."

"Tanjiro."

"Y- Yes?"

"Are you dirt?"

He blinked at your unusual question, but still replied with an awkward chuckle, "What? Well, no not really. I'm pretty sure I'm human."

"Cause I dig you," you grinned, pulling finger guns as you winked at him. However Tanjiro, like the boy he is, didn't understand and tilted his head in confusion.

"... You don't get it?" You asked.

He shook his head, indicating the fact he really didn't understand your pick up line that you threw on him.

"Sorry, Y/N," he bowed, "I don't get what you were trying to say, sorry for not understanding..."

"No, stop bowing! It's fine!" You laughed, "I didn't think you would go as far as to bowing to me as an apology for my dumb pick up line."

He glanced at you for awhile as he tried to decipher your words, "Pick up line?" He blushed, "Like a line where you try to flirt and pick me up?"

You gave him a shit eating grin with a thumbs up in the process, "Yeah! But you didn't understand what I was trying to say!"

"Ah, then give me another one! I swear I will get it!"

"Alright then, let me think," you hummed, putting a finger on your chin. You looked at him deep in the eyes as his posture started to straighten at your intense stare, "Are you a torch? Because you light up my world...!"

He processed your words.

"I get it!" He smiled, "Thank you so much for saying that, it makes up my day! Do you have anymore?"

"Yeah sure," you thought for awhile, "Are you bedrock? Cause I can make your
bedrock-"

[edited, june 28th]