Opposites always attract - humanstuck karezi

chapter 18

Updating again today whilst listening to MiRaClEs :o) its the first homestuck parody I ever listened to, my friend showed me it. Maybe this is why he's my favourite male troll. Idk its so Catchy >.<

Karkats POV

I feel like I'm going crazy. I've been sitting next to vriska, trying to learn a foreign language which I still don't understand after one or two years or torture. Doesn't help that I sit next to an abnormally quiet vriska who is starting to creep me out.

"What the heck does this mean!?" I mutter o myself, leaning forward to get a closer look at me worksheet.

Vriska sighs and sits up from her leaning position. She looks over the worksheet. I look at her book. At least she's done some of the work.

"It means, she has blue eyes you idiot" vriska rolls her eyes at me.

I nodded, getting caught in her bright blue eyes. They were unnaturally blue. I turned away and scribbled down 'she has blue eyes' in my book. Ok, now three more questions to go. I looked at the clock. Ok, ten minutes to go. I read the next question and sniggered. Vriska stared at me, then at the sheet.

"Wow you're so immature" she scoffs.

"Says you" I retort.

"Whatever, do you know what it means?"

I shake my head. Didn't it mean the same thing? I guess not. Vriska explained and told me the answer then went back to being quiet. I don't know vriska was so good at this. Her French was terrible, though her pronunciation was pretty good. Maybe her family was foreign, I never really asked.

Ten minutes later, the bell rang. I packed up my stuff and waiting by the door for terezi. She was walking out with nepeta. We walked down the stairs. Dave tripped and slid down the last few steps, crying out in pain.

"I warned you 'bout those stairs bro" terezi stood over him, smirking. "I told you dog".

We walked away, high fiving and laughing. When we were at the gate, I pulled terezi closer and kissed her full on the lips. She kissed back,though she was a little surprised. Nepeta was squealing. We stopped and I stood terezi up straight.

"I ship you so hard" nepeta cried, pulling us in for a group hug.

"Agh, no nepeta" vriska wheezed.

We got let out of her death grip and left. I opened the front door to reveal kankri sitting in the exact some place was this morning.

"Have you not moved all day?" I quirked an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I've worked my shift, they let me out early" he said, wrapping his hands around a mug of what smelt like really strong coffee.

"Well, imma go message friends" I stalk off without another word.

My laptop is right where I left it, on the sofa. I picked it up and ran upstairs. Jumping on my bed I decided to question vriska on the drama in geography. Luckily, she was on.

Carcinogeneticist began pestering ArachnidsGrip

AG: what do you want????????

CG: ARE YOU BUSY? YOU DONT SEEM BUSY

AG: I'm not

CG: GOOD, THATS WHT I THOUGHT

CG: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT IN GEOGRAPHY?

AG: give me a 8r8k

CG: JUST TELL ME

CG: ALSO, THANKS I GUESS, I WASNT READY FOR THAT ASSESSMENT

AG: no problem ;:::)

CG: AGH, NO, THST FACE IS SO CREEPY

AG: well........

AG: I accidentally 8roke the printer

CG: THERES MORE THAN ONE PRINTER IN THE SCHOOL VRISKA

AG: yup, I 8roke all of them

CG: AND HOW WAS THAT IN ACCIDENT?

AG: doesn't matter, why can't you just leave it at th8t

CG: IM JUST CURIOUS

AG: weeeeeeeell

CG: YES...

AG: imma go, I've got way too many irons in the fire for this

CG: ASDFGRWQSDDBMKOIURSAZX NO NO

CG: STAY

CG: ...

CG: FINE WHATEVER, HAVE FUN WITH YOUR IRONS

Carcinogeneticist ceased pestering ArachnidsGrip

Vriska Mae me so angry and frustrated. I checked to see if she actually logged off. Ok, good she did. How many freaking irons did she have in the fire this time? Wait, I know the answer aaaaaaaallllllll of them ;:::)

I sighed and logged off as well. May as well do some homework since no one else I really liked was on. Not that I liked vriska, I was just curious!